Wednesday, June 13, 2007

S-Joy ... Raps?

I don't have a serious bone in my body today (not for blogging, anyway), which makes it the perfect time to just ... rap. Snoop Dogg does okay with it. Eminem and P. Diddy do it all right. So, I thought why not take Words Gone Wild and rap with them? And do it loosely -- very loosely -- to the tune and beat of the song in the video. Yes, of course, it's a little bit weird. This surprises you?

With my deepest apologies to the Papa Ooh Mau-Mau guys, I give you

"Mama Ooo Maw-Maw"

By P. Sereny Lewdjoy

The words we're working with:

immolate those you admire
wreck havoc

The rap:

Ingnore me, bitch, and rant,
Pot licker, mofo publish, ser? Ain't got no class.
Give you bookoo rocks and quantites, make you pant.
You wreck havoc, I inconveinence the tracks in yo ass,
You trash. Boo! I'm koo! You ain't my subing aunt.

Ooo maw-maw, mama ooo maw-maw

Smack me, dog, and I'm tellin' you
You be down for di count.
Look at them trashy rags, you ingnorant bookoo.
Got no lettuce, just lay around and pout,
You ain't no relavent of mine, fool.

Ooo maw-maw, mama ooo maw-maw

Cap 'em, fire done burn that crib to da ground,
Wreck havoc on your pubs, grill 'em, drill 'em,
Immolate those you admire but first take 'em down.
Listen here, they jive's so subing slim,
Too much cush. Book 'em -- too koo! She down, quit that frown.

Ooo maw-maw, mama ooo maw-maw
Ooo maw-maw, mama ooo maw-maw

See what insane pseudo words can do? It's horrifying, huh?

Speaking of insane, yesterday was completely crazed here and today promises more of the same. There's this one case that's driving me insane with ambiguities. I can so see both sides of the issue and it's a hard one to call. I know what I think is "right" and what I suspect the judge will decide is the right thing to do. I also know what I'd be inclined to do in the same situation, which is diametrically opposite. It's just sad all the way around.

I overslept a little bit this morning; no time for hair stuff.

Pink, Baby

Your Rapper Name Is...

Diamond Moohlah


Kanrei said...

Yo yo yo! MC Champ Bonecrusher here in da hiz-ouse! I wannabe sayin here that puttin' da Surfin Bird in my noggin be wack! I finna be going "papa ooo maw maw" all day now.

pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ooo-maw-maw/ pa-pa-ooo-maw-maw maw

Trée said...

When I catch my breath I'll be back to leave a decent comment. If I was on the edge before, I'm in a free fall now. :-D

Serena Joy said...

Yo, Kan. LOL. I think it's official now -- I've gone totally wack. But I be goin' to da Grammys, right? Huh? Huh? Right?:)

:-), Trée. Just :-)

Kanrei said...

Offical now? Did you not get the previous memos?

Roxan said...

Rapper? I'll pass. LOL

Serena Joy said...

Ah, geez, Kan -- I was supposed to read the memos?:)

What, you don't want to rap with me, Roxan?:)

Kanrei said...

To: the Blogging Community
From: The House of Wayward Lemmings
Re: Serena Joy

Dear Fellow Lemmings,
It has come to our attention that one of our own, a lemming by the name of Serena Joy, has finally reached a level of total and complete wack-ness. Inspite of her Deppaffiction we would like to welcome Serena to the Secret Circle of Wacked Wayward Lemmings. Your secret decoder ring should arrive shorty.

Dr. Doogie Howser, M.D.

Serena Joy said...

Dear P-Doogie Doc,

LMAO! Damn, I'm in the Secret Circle. I AM wack. Um, could you maybe put a rush on the decoder ring? And a parachute? I'm playing on high cliffs where even intrepid lemmings fear to tread.:)

Corn Dog said...

Somehow I missed the pictures of the Outer Banks. I love that place. I actually visited a couple of times. I can't keep up any more. My rapper name is Funkmaster Twist. Better than my real name.

Serena Joy said...

I like your rapper name better than mine, CD. LOL. Don't you just love the OB? Any particular town you prefer to stay in? Besides Ocracoke, I love Corolla at the north end and Hatteras on the south end. Rodanthe's pretty cool, too. Nag's Head has gone too commercial.

G-Man said...

Rap on SJ Kool!!!!!!
AKA, Diamond Moolah
Do you have All Venues of entertainment covered?
Very Funny Sherry...xoxox

leelee said...

MY Rapper Name Is...
Anonymous Ace


Corn Dog said...

I have not been in years so I stayed at Nag's Head before commercialism and Ocracoke. I may have tooled around some other parts but I can't remember those. There is no place quite like it. Very restful. I remember this little place we stayed at and I was sure the ocean and the water birds were going to take it away one day. It was perched amidst the incoming tide it seemed all the time. All the people were very nice. It was some sort of B&B because I remember waiting for the community shower.

Serena Joy said...

LOL, G-man. I haven't tackled Gospel or Soul yet. You think I should? Glad you got a chuckle out of it.:)

Yo, Leelee, Anonymous Ace, wanna rap with me? Hopefully, we have enough bling between us to look good for the gig.:)

Yeah, CD, it really is the most restful, laid back place to go. You can do as much as you want to do, and absolutely nothing if you feel like it.:)

tfg said...

You biotches be stone trippin' like a mofo.

Serena Joy said...

And you want to stone trip with us, don't you, T? Get your rapper name and come on.:)

ThatGreenyFlower said...

Oh laws, but that's funny. Are you channeling this stuff from your home planet or something???

I love visiting your place 'cause you either make me laugh or make me think. Both good.

And, P.S., what you said to Scary was just the sweetest, most appropriate thing ever.

Lots of x's and o's!

Anonymous said...

you're not only a pretty lady, a talented writer but now a gifted rapper too!
Crap, I copied the wrong thing on the rapper page.

Anyway I have a character I bring out on my blog every now and then and that's DjMasterTc

Serena Joy said...

x's and o's back at 'ya, Greeny. I keep hoping they'll see this stuff back home, know I'm in trouble, and send the mother ship for me. So far it ain't working.:-)

Thanks, TC. Give me a heads up next time you haul out DjMasterTc. Sounds fun.:-)

Hale McKay said...

Who knew? SJ a hip hoppin Rapper?

Next thing we know you'll be doing some opera ala Sills or Pavrotti.

puerileuwaite said...

I call myself "Candy Rapper" because decent folk are disappointed when they see me on the sidewalk.

Hale McKay said...

Do you happen to know the story behind "Papa Oom Mau Mau? It just so happens I did a post about that in a post titled Papa Oom Mow Mow.

Serena Joy said...

Puggy, better Candy Rapper than the Candy Yass I got tagged with a while back. LOL.

Mike, I did not know that story. LMAO!

littlebirdblue said...

Wreck Havoc.
I'm making that my rapper name.

Anonymous said...

I'm not into Rap, but that was as good as I've heard. When's the contract?

Serena Joy said...

That makes a great rapper name, LBB.:-)

I've never been into rap, either, Steve. Rut-row, could this be what they mean by second childhood? LOL.

Anonymous said...

why does that chorus remind me of the old song..bird bird bird, bird is the word?

Queenie said...

Sorry should I be Laughing?????????

Serena Joy said...

They do sound very much alike, TC. I'm not sure whether the same group did both songs.

I make some people laugh and some people cry, Queenie, depending on the day of the week and the phase of the moon -- and how well my nails are done.

Charles said...

What I always tell people is that rap is 3/4 crap, 3 of the 4 letters. I don't like rap, there's no music in their voice. Gimme singing. Give me a song. Give me a song with a story. Don't try to give any Billy Joel, he likes his with 30+ uses of 3 or 4 words, and couldn't write real songs, if his life depended on it. He caused me to not listen to any music for 10 years. Give me some Dave Matthews Band, anytime. DMB rocks.

Serena Joy said...

I can't stand rap, either, Charles, but I do purely love DMB.:)

Lee said...

I just had to do this one...from now on I demand to be called "Dr. D"! ;)

Serena Joy said...

LOL, Dr. D.:)