My mind is a blank
Canvas today, soaking up
Red ink of ennui.
So, that's pretty much it. I could bore you with recounting last night's neighborhood chatter, but why would I do that? I like you people. It was nice, though, catching up with some neighbors and meeting a couple of others for the first time. We "old-timers" didn't even care whether the neighbors from hell thought we were talking about them. Which we were from time to time. Oh, and I also met the cutest overweight Bassett Hound named Megan.
I could regale you with anecdotes about what's going on in the office today, except that there's not much to tell. All in all, it's pretty boring. A couple of Wills, a new divorce (not mine), a traffic case... That's how exciting it is.
I could rant about the Neighbors From Hell and their hellhounds and their teenage son, Lucifer, Jr., who've been driving me crazy. I could also bemoan the fact that I'm probably going to get called as a witness when their landlords go to court to evict them. They've been asked to move but, so far, they're showing no signs of going willingly. Hopefully, it won't get as far as the courtroom.
It's been so nice and cool the past few days. It's been "turn off the AC and open the windows" weather. Alas, it's supposed to be back up to about 94 Friday. That'll kind of suck.
So, I started off with a bad haiku. I'd love it if y'all would write one, too. I know -- you could comment in haiku form. The worse it is, the more I'll like it. Why, we could then take our collection of bad poetry and send it off to PublishAmerica for printing. We'll be rich! There could be as much as $6.66 in royalties to divide among us.
Get busy, now. Write me a haiku!
what can I loose? - Your belt? Pants? Shoes?
vetenarian - A doctor to veterans.
non-sense - Someone with no brain. Duh.
cigarertte - Something that's still illegal to smoke.
seziure - Sez who?
through me for a loop - What happens on the other side of the looking glass.
And from our favorite editor:
discust - Cursing and dissing at the same time.
chow bella - A hungry woman.
|Your Inner Child Is Surprised|
You see many things through the eyes of a child.
Meaning, you're rarely cynical or jaded.
You cherish all of the details in life.
Easily fascinated, you enjoy experiencing new things.