It’s going to be gloriously warm most of the week. I know it isn’t really (not yet), but it feels like Spring. In times like these, a lady’s fancy turns to
* Open windows
* Adding some color to fish-belly white skin
* Cute sandals
* Lakes and beaches
* Frothy little-nothing dresses in soft colors
* Ice cream and iced tea
I suppose we’re all coping okay with the time change. I haven’t heard of any freak-outs. I myself did all right this morning. A little adjustment of my blinds and curtains last night allowed the sun to shine in as soon as it rose, so it wasn’t nearly as hard to get up as I had feared.
I hear that McDonald’s is introducing a new hamburger, the Angus Burger, a monstrous 1/3-pound thing with close to 1,000 calories. Do we really need bigger and bigger food? Aren't a lot of people already bigger and bigger enough?
Here's one more piece of evidence that things are all wacked out all over the world. When a farmer in eastern India noticed that his chickens were disappearing, he figured jackals or dogs were to blame. And then he caught his 1-year-old calf in the act. The calf was scarfing down the poultry, and veterinarians are at a complete loss for an explanation since cows are herbivores. They aren't carnivorous and don't eat meat, fish, or ... fowl.
Today’s Twisted Linguistics demo:
ignoranuses - Dumb asses.
who'se - Pet name for the game of "Whoopsies."
inflcit - That the dude was getting fleeced was pretty plain to see.
spanked my interest - No explanation needed there.
yeap - A Leap Year cheer.
I'm feed up with it all - Somebody who's going to have one of those big hamburgers.
How big is your mouth?
|Your Mouth is a Little Big|
You're not a total tell all, but you don't hide who you are either.
You've struck a good balance between discretion and sharing.
People know you fairly well, at least on a superficial level.
But you save your most revealing secrets for your best friend... or no one!