Friday, February 02, 2007

No Ground Hog Today

The groundhog has spoken and the barbecue is off. He emerged from his hole, looked skyward, and pronounced that there's not much left of Winter. Yes! I get to look forward to the onset of Spring in a few short weeks and the rodent gets to live. Seems like a fair bargain to me.

Words Gone Wild are chomping at the bit for spring break, but Twisted Linguistics are trying to keep them focused.

should proceed my name - Moving one's moniker on down the list.

Congratulation! - Why stint on the congrats and give them only one? This smacks of churlishness in our opinion.

surburbs - Surfers-Only neighborhoods.

writing in vane - Taking down the lightning-struck iron rooster from the barn roof and writing with it.

ecstacy - Stacy and Mary were in the cellar. Mary saw a spider. Mary squealed, "Ec, Stacy!"

sterioid - Double rhoids.

noticable - A cable that's been misbehaving.

What English-speaking country are you?

You Belong in the USA

People either love you or hate you
And you really don't care what anyone thinks
Big and bold, you do things your way

Since it's Groundhog Day and we all know how randy those little varmints are, we might as well let it all hang out and do this quiz, too -- which, as usual, I am NOT saying is at all accurate.

Your Lust Quotient: 50%

You are definitely a lustful person, but you do a good job of hiding it.
Your friends would be surprised to know that your secretly very wild!


Kanrei said...

You got lucky. I fear just more heat coming here now and sooner. Boo on the Groundhog. Boo on Phil and boo on that movie.

Did you hear about those storms that raged across Florida last night? Me either until I got to work. Wow!

Roxan said...

***You Belong in the UK***

A little proper, a little saucy.
You're so witty and charming...
No one notices your curry breath.

***Your Lust Quotient: 42%***

You are definitely a lustful person, but you do a good job of hiding it.
Your friends would be surprised to know that your secretly very wild!

Kanrei said...

I got the UK and 33% lustful.

You are a fairly lustful person, but nothing out of the norm.
You usually keep your lust under control, but sometimes it gets the better of you.

Serena Joy said...

Yes, Kan, I did hear about those FL storms. The destruction was devastating looking, and the deaths tragic.

Do not boo the rodent, please. He did exactly what my voodoo intended for him to do. Heat good thing.

What fun that we have two U.S. Brits onboard, and all of us lusty enough to prove we're still alive. LOL.

littlebirdblue said...

***Your Lust Quotient: 65%***

I belong in the UK.

I thought we Brits were a little more subdued.

Serena Joy said...

And with Little Bird, we have yet another Brit. This is very interesting. And Little Bird, you're the lustiest respondent so far. Would you care to explain? LOL.

Rain said...

I belong in New Zealand. And I am just about ready to go there, I hope it's warm!

littlebirdblue said...

Serena J,

I think it was the always/often answers on the following questions;

"You find people of both genders attractive"
(--hey, there're lots of beautiful women out there!)

"If a first date is going well for you, it will end up in the bedroom"
(--Let's just point out that the last guy I dated spent the first night with me and never went home. That will be eight years ago next week).

"The people you've dated have been very physically attractive"
(Well, helloooo, I certainly thought they were)

"...You're up for anything, as long as it's legal"
(Yeah, I'll try plenty of things once. Most of them NOT twice--but how else do you *know*?)

And, most especially,
"You'll flirt with anyone you find attractive. It's harmless fun."
(Always. I flirt w/my friends,I flirt w/ my man, I flirt with my friends' friends. I flirt w/ random strangers in the grocery store. I expect my guy to do the same, or it's a very dull party, indeed. But maybe I've got a very innocent idea of flirting?)

Hale McKay said...

It feels good to leave and read comments.

Even though Phil said a short winter - I just looked out my windo as the falling snow is starting to stick.

Scary Monster said...

Me belongs in NZ and Me lust quotient is 69%, isn't that a bit of an oxymoron. Then again them sheep do look as every bit as fluffy as the bunnies...

Anonymous said...

God bless the groundhog. I can see flowers sprouting as I type.

Scary Monster said...

SJ Me knows you enjoy quizzes. Here's a game that will give you the chance to try and be a guy for a while. You might have an advantage because you'll be able to think like the opposition.

P.S. Some might consider this sexist, but what the hey, Me figures it's ok iffin you don't get caught.

Serena Joy said...

But maybe I've got a very innocent idea of flirting?

"Innocent" used in the context of "naive?" No, I don't think so, Little Bird. I think that if we are honest, most of us would answer the questions pretty much the same way. Flirting and flirtations, flirting with ideas, even flirting with danger comes naturally to many people, I think. It's those who go too overtly overboard and have no clue where the line is that get themselves into trouble.

NZ for both Rain and SM. This is getting very interesting indeed. Oh, and SM -- step back from those sheep. They're suddenly getting very nervous.:)

Snow in Massachusetts for Mike, flowers for Steve in Germany. I have neither here; it's just cold. But I'm not worried -- the woodchuck says it won't last long.

Serena Joy said...

SM, when I saw "lust for bust," I thought it was one of those bust improvement things. LOL. My first try as a guy, I got clobbered as a complete sexist pig. Second try, I'd learned my lesson but got called a girly-man. I think I'll just stick to being a girl.:)

quid said...

55% for and I are wannabees?


Serena Joy said...

LOL, Quid. You know me too well.:)

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