Saturday, January 27, 2007

Saturday in the Outlands

I'm feeling much better today. Whatever bug I managed to pick up seems to have hit and run. My mind, however, is practically a blank canvas. I could say this, that, or the other, but ... no. I'm getting nothing. Therefore, I think I'll just play today -- with a pop quiz or two, and some candidates for Word Rehab.

Curious about what kind of pill you should be taking? Fear not, the doctor is in.

What Pill Should YOU Be Taking?
Patient Name:Serena Joy
Prescription:Serena joyexor
Effects: Promotes optimal flirting
'What Pill Should You be Taking?' at

Saturday's Twisted Linguistics lineup.

shreek - What Shrek does when he fall down go boom.

capitol letter - Classified correspondence you'd better not read unless you want a visit from the Men in Black.

I have a book of poetry about my life published it isn't in stores but it's online at, this is a good book it's called XXX by XX, which is me, please...

If this person who has no knowledge of the concept of punctuation is expecting his "publisher" to edit him into marketability, he's in for a rude, crude surprise.

inetrested - This is an unnatural act we are not going to discuss.

... quitted modeling - A tall, skinny girl who heads down the runway wearing a tightly fitted quilted dress.

Do you follow your head or your heart? *Disclaimer: Remember, these things lie.

You Follow Your Heart

You're romantic, sentimental, and emotional.
You tend to fall in (and out of) love very quickly.
Some may call you fickle, but you can't help where your emotions take you.
You've definitely broken a few hearts, but you're not a heartbreaker by nature.
Your intentions are always good, even if they change with the wind

What will your name and position be in a future world?

If You Were Born in 2893...

Your Name Would Be: Aita Vir

And You Would Be: An Evil Space Warlord


Southern Writer said...

Glad you're feeling better!

Yanno, I'm sorry, but this pill test is soooo wrong. I'm anything but hyper, almost never eat junk food, would rather be at home than a party, have secrets I have never told, decided to cut the yellow wire, and you know what my pill is supposed to do? Stop verbal diarrhea! How does that make sense? I took it again, same answers, but cut the green wire, and the pill I got was supposed to prevent me from making a ruckus.

On Follow Your Heart, I got the same as you.

Who I would be in 2893 is Kin Aki, a Telepathic. Cool.

Serena Joy said...

I gave the same answers, with the exception of junk food. I love junk food. I'm glad I didn't get the pill to keep me from making a ruckus. I beg to differ with the stupid Follow Your Heart one, though. I am not fickle, among other things it got ass-backwards.

Roxan said...

***You Follow Your Head***

You're rational, collected, and logical.
Generally, it takes you quite a while to fall in love.
In fact, you've even been accused of being very picky.
While you're cool, you're not ice cold.
You just know what you want, and don't mind waiting to get it.

***If You Were Born in 2893...***

Your Name Would Be: Vuis Ala

And You Would Be: A Prophet

Glad you are feeling better!

Hale McKay said...

I'm glad to see your felling better. I had a three-day bug a couple of weeks ago.

Crazy weather here in New England - it's a wonder everyone isn't sick.

littlebirdblue said...

***If You Were Born in 2893...***

Your Name Would Be: Umoro Noos

And You Would Be: A Robot Hunter

OOOOOoooo...I DO SO want to be a robot hunter.

I thought these things lied?

Anonymous said...

healthy day to you. What is a Steveotic pill?

Serena Joy said...

Heh. Looks like the year 2893 is destined to produce some extremely cool people.

Crazy weather down south, too, Mike. Yesterday it was warm enough to be outside without a jacket, but it looks like it's about to slide downhill again temperature-wise.

Little Bird, some of them lie their butts off, whereas others (like that one) stick pretty much to the truth. LOL.

Steve, the only thing I can think of is that maybe if you take that pill, this will be the year that you land that publisher you've been looking for. Take your medicine!