&*%^$! And #*@%^$#*&*$%^#@*! Oh, and %^&*%$#*^@$*%#$^$%^#*&^#$@, too!
Okay. I feel better.
Donald Trump v. Rosie O’Donnell v. –- Barbara Walters? Good God. Are these people not grownups? Do they not have better, more productive things to do with their time and unlimited incomes? Yeah, okay, I know the answer to that question. Complete nobodies do the same damn stuff. But ... what a bunch of caca. It’s bad enough that Trump and O’Donnell are going at it like warthogs in heat, but Walters is risking her credibility and reputation by taking sides (if she took sides). Merely acknowledging this morass of juvenile mud-slinging looks bad.
Trump says that Walters called Rosie O'Donnell a "pig" in a phone conversation and that "she won't be on ‘The View’ for long."
Trump sent a letter to Rosie O'Donnell (and why else would you send a letter and copy the press except for attention?) alleging that he and Walters had a conversation about the Trump-O'Donnell feud. Trump says that Walters made a number of derogatory comments about O’Donnell – which may or may not be true – including the admonition to “never get into the mud with pigs." Duh.
People (and I’m not just talking about these egotistical TV people, either) often jump into other peoples’ messes, sometimes without the first clue about what’s going on. (Hey, if you don't know what the fuck is going on, don't try to defend it.) Sometimes they maybe do it for the print/camera time it might net them. It’s probably done every now and then just to keep some shit stirred up. Sometimes they do it perhaps out of some sort of misguided sense of altruism. Possibly, sometimes they do it because they just like wallowing. Whatever. Bottom line, the whole thing is just execrable. Merde! Unless it's your own head on the chopping block, it's probably best to stay out of these things. Sometimes when you jump to the defense (or into the offense) of the foolish, you can end up looking more foolish than they. If I were Babwa, I'd ease on back out of there while I still could.
Check out the perp walk of Words Gone Wild on their way to Twisted Linguistics jail.
figmentated - The process by which figs are turned into a powerful hallucinogen.
Al quida – Guys in nightgowns and stocking hats who throw quiches at their enemies.
savy – A very bland, very unsophisticated sauce made with flour and water.
awefully – Something beheld with complete wonder and amazement.
book singings – Printed matter that is wont to burst into spontaneous performances of the ‘Hallelujah Chorus.’
My writting career – Okay, I give up. I no longer wish to write. Now I just want to be an effing writter, with all that that entails. God help me.
How open minded are you?
| You Are 72% Open Minded |
 You are a very open minded person, but you're also well grounded. Tolerant and flexible, you appreciate most lifestyles and viewpoints. But you also know where you stand firm, and you can draw that line. You're open to considering every possibility - but in the end, you stand true to yourself. |
13 comments:
"I no longer wish to write. Now I just want to be an effing writter, with all that that entails."
SJ,
What, exactly does that entail?
LOL, LBB. I have no idea, but I'm going to research it. I hear so much about it that I just know it has to be the bomb. I know just where to do my research, and I'll let you know when I find out.:)
ahahahahhahhah....So true, so true.....At first I loved this little exchange, now its old.....Like taco meat from last saturday, its getting smelly.....
I think Trump is telling the truth and I think Walters has just sold her soul to the devil for peace on the set....I think Walters is more afraid of Rosie then she is of Trump and is willing to lie on national TV about what she said....
The fact is, Rosie is a nasty peice of work....I dislike everything about her, every aspect of her being is contrary to my ideals......If you read her blog, you realize what a piker she is....How buffoonish her writng is, how silly her awful poetry is.....I find nothing about her appealing in any way....
How was she the Queen of Nice? She is nothing but a hater.....
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Anywho, how are you today SJ?
You Are 52% Open Minded
You are a very open minded person, but you're also well grounded.
Tolerant and flexible, you appreciate most lifestyles and viewpoints.
But you also know where you stand firm, and you can draw that line.
You're open to considering every possibility - but in the end, you stand true to yourself.
You Are 76% Open Minded
You are so open minded that your brain may have fallen out!
Well, not really. But you may be confused on where you stand.
You don't have a judgemental bone in your body, and you're very accepting.
You enjoy the best of every life philosophy, even if you sometimes contradict yourself.
The Rosie/ Don fight is great. I hope it goes on and on and becomes its own reality show. Rosie and the Don. It would be like Jake and the Fatman, only different =D
I personally don't care about Donald or Rosie. Or Barbara for that matter. Infact, I have a great list of people who belong in that category.
I am 72% Open minded.
I don't even care any more which one's telling the truth, Rex. I find them all insufferably irritating. I'd like to yank The Donald bald-headed, get rid of that damned stupid looking comb-over for good.
Other than a slight bit of irritation (moody blue? loopy blue?), I'm good. How you be?
This is good to see that everyone's scoring as pretty open-minded. I find narrow/close-minded tiresome. Dang, Kan, you be careful, though. You be in heap big trouble if brain fall out.
Sure, I can see that warped Rosie/Don cat fight on Reality TV. And I know just who they should hire to emcee it. Moi! I'd get to shoot the loser. And the winner (and the runner up), too. The hell with the tribe; the queen has spoken.
Shoot, I don't care about them personally, either, Roxan. They could get blasted to Oz tomorrow and it wouldn't bother me a whit. I just kind of went off on their drama-queen antics dominating the news. Tomorrow, it'll be somebody else. Hell, it already is.:)
I just am loving it not being Paris, or Britney, or Lindsy, or any other of the mental-void. I mean at least Rosie and the Don are smart, quick, and sort of funny in a pathetic train-wreck sort of way if you squint while really drunk and forget to wear your glasses that is.
Yeah, but you know Paris, Britney, et al., must be steaming at being upstaged and shut out of the spotlight. They'll have to do something outrageous soon to upstage these three. I love celebrity train wrecks.
64% open minded. I don't like being too open minded. I don't want anything to fall out the open window.
I don't know what a piker is. I tried to google it but doesn't make sense. I like the word though. I think I'll use it tomorrow along with "merde" in a faux French accent.
The thing I dislike about The Donald is The Combover. I was looking at a blown up picture of his head on the internet yesterday and The Combover part is coming further and further down the side of his head. Now, I can tell him from experience when my Dad died the morticians simply don't know what to do with those things. He best handle The Combover now because they will not able to after he is dead. Clean your act up, Man!
As far as Booboo Walters, I have some tiny respect for her. I can't remember why. I can see her trying to patch things up between those 2 hot heads.
This Donald and Rosie people sound like very unsavory charactors. Not the kind of people Me would ever invite to sit at a table with me and have a meal. Me has heard of Barbra Walters and was under the impression that she is a fine interviewer and fairly insightful human. From the sound of this post and the comments that followed Me thinks that Me might have been mistaken.
P.S. No one has yet been able to guess the correct answer. You still have a chance!!
Corn Dog, you always make me laugh.:)
SM, is that you and not the clone? I wouldn't sit down to a meal with them, either. I'd be afraid they'd stick their forks in me.
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