Why do dogs never have trouble with their bowels until you have a freshly waxed floor? That’s one of those freak laws of nature, isn’t it? What a lovely thing to wake up to early in the morning. Well, enough said about that. There are freaks, geeks, and accidents everywhere. I prefer the accidents nine times out of ten.
Grrrr! Blogger problems abound today. I've heard tell of a couple of different problems encountered, not the least of which is inaccessibility to other peoples' Comments sections.
As on every other day throughout the course of Vocab Rehab, a few words went wild and twisted themselves into these strange linguistics.
seriel killer – A killer, but not as dangerous as the serial killer; more like the cereal killer.
added insentive – One who is insensitive to his neighbor’s difficulty with addition.
unsalable – Vegetables that are unfit for use in salads.
Perminantly – When you get your hair tightly curled in Italy.
existance – Ants who think, therefore, they are.
mulititude – Forced to wear mullet haircuts.
preceeding – When your bladder no longer rules your life.
Thank God, I’m not a grinch! Whew! I was a little worried, but the all-knowing quiz assures me I’m okay. Of course, if I were a grinch, I’d admit it. Those who doth protest too much aren’t fooling anybody. LOL.
|Nope, You're Not a Grinch|
Although you may feel Grinch-like at times, it's just because you're worn out from the holidays.
You get into the holiday spirit more than most people - and you truly enjoy celebrating with your family and friends.