Friday, December 29, 2006
It's Never Too Late For Bad Words
We couldn't let a day pass without rousting out some Words Gone Wild, and Roxan found us a bumper crop. Let's play Storytime With Twisted Linguistics.
actualy, their are no pigions, no masquitoes
Miss Cela Phain, who was also known by a couple of other names, was a professional chizler who lived in the decidedly not mnagiccal land of Antioz. Actualy, it was the only place in the universe she was allowed to inhabbit. She was always kept seperates from decent folk because of her commitement to perversirties. She had strange habbits, like bathing with good soap and then rolling in the mud, only to go psychotic and flush the soap down the toilet. She didn't really mind living in Antioz, though, since their are no pigions, no masquitoes there. Even if there were, no pigion would go near her nor any masquitoe bite her because of her bitter, black blood. The state of her mind was incompresible to normal people, so twisted and pervers it was. Well, you could see that in the nagiccal, compresible corispondence she scribbled. We hear she died of a combination of ear mites and a fearsome brain fever and was buried wrapped in celaphain so everyone could keep an eye on her perversirties -- which were much, much worse than any plain old perversities because she always denied them and blamed them on everyone else. Such is the nature of a chizler. Bye-bye, Cela Phain.
Turning to a more serious -- very serious -- subject, Saddam Hussein will purportedly be hanged sometime tonight. I don't think they should do it. In light of the already volatile political climate in the region, I think it's going to serve as the fuel that starts a huge conflagration. I'm afraid the violence and the anti-American sentiment are going to escalate rapidly and explode into an über war. I think it would have been more expedient to imprison Hussein for the rest of his wretched life. Killing him is apt to have dire and widespread consequences. I hope I'm wrong.
Update: As of around 10:00 P.M. my time, it is done. Hussein is dead. He deserved to die, of course. I just hope American troops don't have to pay the price for it. Libera nos a malo.