Monday, December 25, 2006

Celebrating a Complete Lack of Resolve

The 'Godfather of Soul,' James Brown, passed away of pneumonia in a Georgia hospital today. He was 73, and a force to be reckoned with in the music world during his heyday.

Roxan and I both found some prime examples of Twisted Linguistics over the past day or two.

hillarious - Territory rendered extremely treacherous because of hills.

personell - Companies staffed exclusively by women named Nell.

tital of the story - The first of many stories written by one who is destined to become a titan of the writing industry.

poratble - Stuff that's guaranteed to garner a 'poor' rating.

tobaco - Stuff made from bacon crumbs that's smoked by poor people.

boznia - What Slavic daredevils yell at the penultimate moment.

pettit - One thing you don't want to do to a grizzly bear.

laugage - A gauge for measuring laughter.

has an idia - Inventions which are relegated to the realm of the absurd.

miniciple - Dangling participles derived from very short words.

secretari - An office employee who stays and stays and stays.

uggly - An extra homely person or thing.

celibrate - A small group of persons who celebrate celibacy.

montiture - My... Unh-unh, I don't think so.

tworads - Are better than one rad, especially if you're looking to get irradiated.

I hope you've all had a wonderful holiday.

Ha-ha, this just goes to show what the quiz knows. I've already said in public that I do not keep New Year's resolutions.

You Will Keep Your New Year's Resolution

You planning on making a resolution that's smart, attainable, and perfect for where your life is.


RexZeitgiest said...

Merry Christmas Serena! I hope you and your family had a great one.....

Serena Joy said...

Merry Christmas, Rex! I've had a blast and I hope you have, too.:)

RexZeitgiest said...

You Probably Won't Keep Your New Year's Resolution

Something isn't quite right with the resolution you've selected. Maybe it's time for a different one?

NOW, they tell me!

I did Sj, its weird being single around the holidays.....but they have been good.....

Serena Joy said...

Right or Wrong, Resolutions never work out. Be like Nike and ... Just Do It, when you feel like it.

Sometimes it's weird being married around the holidays, too. Moral: there's always weirdness, everywhere. LOL.