Thursday, December 28, 2006

7 Red




Since “7” is, after all, one of my lucky numbers and it’s about to become the year 2007, I have this niggling sense that maybe it would be unlucky to not have at least a couple of Resolutions. But then, everything that comes to mind is something that I do (or try to do) all the time anyway; e.g.,

- Do no harm (unless your hand is forced).
- Work hard, at both what you like to do and what you get paid to do.
- Maintain as equal a balance as possible (or practical) in all things.
- Embrace new ideas and discover new things at every opportunity.
- Don’t just “say” you’re going to try something you’ve never done before; do it. (No, not that.)
- Don’t deprive yourself of small luxuries, and don’t feel guilty for indulging yourself a little.
- If you can help someone, do it.
- Be proactive, not reactive.
- Think before you act, look before you leap.
- Learn something new every single day.

Speaking of luck, what color is yours?


Your Lucky Underwear Is Red

You're confident and bold, and your lucky red underwear will only make you more sure of yourself.
You have a great zest for life, and you tend to take on impossible goals - and succeed.

When it comes to love, it's hard for you to take the time to open up. You're too busy conquering the world.
So if you're looking for a little more romance, put on your red underpants. And see where their passion takes you!


I sent the dog out last night to have a word with the squirrels. I don’t think she made much headway. I heard a whole lot of chittering going on, but no barking. Maybe I should send the Doberman next door instead. I think she could convey the message quite effectively without having to kneecap any of them.

Here's your small Twisted Linguistics fix for today.

privilage – A small, exclusive town of outhouses.

toe'd – A contraction, origin unknown, in frog language.

under my nemesis – An unholy sexual position that should never happen.

appologise – Strange behavior excused under the guise of apoplexy.

30 comments:

Kanrei said...

If the puppy is still having the bowel problems then I would not so much have the puppy talk TO them as do something else. That would drive the point home.

My resolution is the same every year:

"This year I resolve to try my best to do everything exactly the same as the year before."

I am happy so why change things?

Kanrei said...

The underwear thing is waaay off. I got red.

Serena Joy said...

Puppy's bowels are good, so that option is out. It would have worked out pretty well, though. LOL.

The underwear thing is waaay off. I got red.

Please say it didn't look like "mine." I think you'd look just a trifle odd in skimpy red lace. As would I, come to think of it. I look hideous in red.:)

Kanrei said...

The skimpy and thong and frills were par for the course, but red?
JK

Steve G said...

I could handle the red drawers, but the bra might look a little out of place. Just kidding. No I wasn't.

Serena Joy said...

Do tell, Kan. LOL. Now I have something "on you.":)

I'm glad you weren't kidding about the bra, Steve. I fear it would look a little out of place on you. Plus, it's pretty enough that your wife might fight you for it. :)

RexZeitgiest said...

What color is your lucky underwear?

Well, it depends on if it is BEFORE or AFTER I wear it....ehehehehe
(niggling)
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Your Lucky Underwear Is Red

You're confident and bold, and your lucky red underwear will only make you more sure of yourself.
You have a great zest for life, and you tend to take on impossible goals - and succeed.

When it comes to love, it's hard for you to take the time to open up. You're too busy conquering the world.
So if you're looking for a little more romance, put on your red underpants. And see where their passion takes you!

Southern Writer said...

I cheated. I changed my answers until I had seen purple, orange, red, and blue. I think there was another one, but I can't remember which it was.

SJ, how do you feed your duck? I can pick up the toast and the peanut, but I can't let go of them. I can also make your duck's head spin around and around until he falls down.

Serena Joy said...

It appears that we ARE the Red Underwear People. LOL.

So, um, Rex, are you saying your, er, shorts change color? Like -- psychedelic underwear? Where do you get that?:)

Serena Joy said...

So, Lesia, which color did you finally settle on? Are you, too, a member of the Red Underwear Tribe?

Honey, I don't know how to feed that duck. I have so much fun making him do Linda Blair imitations that I don't think I've ever remembered to feed him. I've never been a duck abuser. I probably need help. Quack.

Serena Joy said...

P.S. - In case you haven't discovered it, you can click him and make him squawk. Bwaaaak.

Southern Writer said...

I got it. I adopted a puppy. He plays with a ball, barks, and will jump for his cookies. So much better than a duck. :-)

Serena Joy said...

I'll have to go see your puppy, see if he's bigger and badder than my duck. LOL.

Southern Writer said...

My puppy can eat your duck for breakfast. :-) Have I ever remembered to tell you about kittenwar.com? If not, we may not see you around here for a week. I have to dash off for a while, see ya later.

Scary Monster said...

Me is BIG.
Me is small.
Me walkin spanish, down the hall.
Sneeking peeks at posts of all.
Before Me leaves, Me lets out roar.
And writes with crayon on yer wall.


Sniff. Me don't wear undergarments.
STOMP.

Southern Writer said...

LMAO at Scary Monster! Who is that? New blog, secret identity, great writing voice. Makes me laugh. Must give link love immediately!

Serena Joy said...

Heh. That puppy talks big. We'll see how loud he barks with a mouth full of feathers.:)

You had told me about kittenwar before. I think I voted for somebody's kitty. Yours?

SM, if you're going to write on the walls with crayons, just use pretty colors, okay? Why am I not surprised that you don't wear undies? Undies aren't very monsterly. Just don't get in any accidents. LOL.

Serena Joy said...

Lesia, I don't know who that is but I don't think he/she is all that scary. I think he/she is adorable.:)

RexZeitgiest said...

I think I dated Scary Monster once.....But to be fair, I was totally hammered at the time.....

Rain said...

I wanted to be black, but I am red. I don't even own red!

Serena Joy said...

Hammered or not, you should be able to answer the question -- girl monster or boy monster?:)

Serena Joy said...

This has truly become the gathering place of the Red. LOL.

I don't have any red underwear, either. Personally, I think red undies are a bit tacky. They just sort of scream "strumpet," you know what I mean? Not that we're a pack of strumpets, being all Red and everything. Surely there's some way to make that thing hit on classy black undies. :)

RexZeitgiest said...

Uh, um, uh, girl? I hope.....

Serena Joy said...

Well, let's hope so, Rex. LOL.

Scary Monster said...

A florish of strumpets.
Hmmm. Methinks this be a wonderful image to contemplate. Would make a sensual parade, don't you think?

Serena Joy said...

A Conga line of strumpets in red lace on parade, with a brass band trailing them? Yeah, I'd say that would make for a pretty sensual visual. LOL.

Edward Ott said...

green

Serena Joy said...

Hello, Edward. At last, a non-red. And what does "green" signify?

Hey, Lesia, I forgot to tell you last night that one of my very favorite cussing phrases has the word "duck" in it. LOL.

Southern Writer said...

F**k a duck. I'm not a strumpet. I'm a tart.

Serena Joy said...

F**k a duck is the phrase. LOL. But not MY duck, please.

Lesia, do you belong to Tart City?