Thursday, November 02, 2006

Really Twisted Stuff



After some dinner and another long, good-smelling soak, I feel human again. As human as I'm likely to get, anyway. I just made a pot of coffee so, yep, it's a good bet I'll be up all night. Which is okay; I'm about to get back to the King book, find out what a Boo'ya Moon is. It took me about 200 pages to get into it, but I'm in it to the finish now.

Here are today's Words Gone Wild, rounded up by the brave Roxan, and their suggested definitions.

beyound - "Be Yound, Be Foolish, Be Happy," a song by the Toms that didn't quite catch on.

carachter - A super crotchety person; i.e., a real character.

wother - What they were talking about in "Wothering Heights."

mailboxews - Female sheep-shifting mail carriers.

wondn't - I wonda if that's really a word?

ciomes - A new breed of cat, a cross between a Siamese and a Calico.


Now, then -- I'd like to see you guys use each word in a sentence. I'm sadistic that way. Come on, you know you can do it.

Meanwhile, I feel the urge for a bit of Twisted Linguistics poetry coming on.

From beyound the grave,
The wother, a carachter more
Frightening than any ciomes,
Smote down innocent mailboxews and
Having wondn't and slain them,
Ate them whole.

12 comments:

Kanrei said...

My neighborhood was a weird place. The mailboxews were always running late. I had grown used to it, but I was expecting a ciome in the mail since my last one ran away. I think it was not really big on wothering, but I cannot blame it if it never read the book. I do not miss it to be honest. I could be a real carachter of a cat most days. It would stay up all night and sing that damn beyound song. Gar, this story sucks.

RexZeitgeist said...

carachter - A super crotchety person; i.e., a real character.


Thats me, as I watch the PWZ sink into its grave......I neeed a long bath, but my bathtub is about as comfortable as a shoe box......

Serena Joy said...

Gar, Kan? I don't think so. It's a better story than I could have come up with. Um, maybe the carachter cat would be happier if Beyonce sang the beyound song.

Serena Joy said...

Rut-row, Rex, what's up with the PWZ? Sorry it's making you carachty. And sorry about your bathtub. For me, a roomy tub you can stretch out in is a must.

Oh, this is a cool WordVer: boeqsued. I'll bet Boeq sued someone over copyright infringement on the beyound song. :)

Kanrei said...

No one is happy when Beyonce sings

RexZeitgiest said...

ah its nothing, women problems got me down....

Serena Joy said...

No one is happy when Beyonce sings.

LOL. I find her pretty irritating myself.

Serena Joy said...

Aw, poor Rex. Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em. Or so they say. I've been tempted to run away and become a nun myself. :)

I swear, these WordVers are getting more and more ridiculous. What the hell is a wgigffo?

RexZeitgiest said...

ggmaqjjrv*

Serena Joy said...

Okay, now I'm getting really scared.:)

Steve G said...

Hardest working woman in bog land, you need to slow down. I'm having trouble keep up. (laugh)

RexZeitgiest said...

Steve, Serena cranks them out, (and does it very well!) but check out LiquidLifeHackers blog......she does 10-15 threads a day....Its impossible to comment on them all......