Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks.
How did the Mayflower show that it liked America?
It hugged the shore.
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play.
A turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding to perfect a better turkey. His family was fond of the leg portion for dinner and there were never enough legs for everyone. After many frustrating attempts, the farmer was relating the results of his efforts to his friends at the general store get together. "Well I finally did it! I bred a turkey that has 6 legs!"
They all asked the farmer how it tasted.
"I don't know" said the farmer. "I never could catch the darn thing!"
What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
Boy! I'm stuffed!
What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?
He had an arrow escape.
If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.
Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"?
Because they never learned good table manners!
Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
To keep his wigwam.