Saturday, November 18, 2006

A Little Pre-Thanksgiving Humor


What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
The turKEY.

Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks.

How did the Mayflower show that it liked America?
It hugged the shore.

Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play.


A turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding to perfect a better turkey. His family was fond of the leg portion for dinner and there were never enough legs for everyone. After many frustrating attempts, the farmer was relating the results of his efforts to his friends at the general store get together. "Well I finally did it! I bred a turkey that has 6 legs!"
They all asked the farmer how it tasted.
"I don't know" said the farmer. "I never could catch the darn thing!"


What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock.


What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
Boy! I'm stuffed!



What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?
He had an arrow escape.

If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!

Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.

Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"?
Because they never learned good table manners!

Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
To keep his wigwam.


5 comments:

RexZeitgiest said...
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RexZeitgiest said...

Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.

ahahahhahhah.......Here is a story for you....

I lived in Sicily in High School....one weekend my friend, Tony and I, went to a sicilian girls birthday party.....

These guys showed up on Vespas and said there were mafioso and were going to beat Tony and I up the following weekend for 'being in their neighborhood'.....

Well the next weekend we showed up at the street ready for a fight, but instead of the guys that challenged us, it was the REAL mafioso kids from the neighborhood....They wanted to confront the pretenders who had came on their street...

Long story short, we all became good friends....One night we got stoned and I was tellig them american jokes in italian....one of them was;

Q. 'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

A. To get to the other side...

After telling it 20 times they finally got it...they laughed for hours over it, rolling on the floor, red faced, and gasping for air....they had never heard anything so funny in their lives....

Steve G said...

I may never eat turkey again.

Rex, good story.

Liz said...

Groan.

Serena Joy said...

I know, Liz. It does have that effect on one, doesn't it?

Good story, Rex. Next time you run into a gang pumped up on testosterone poisoning, you'll know what to do -- tell 'em poultry jokes. LOL.

Aw, you gotta eat turkey every now and then, Steve. BTW, is Thanksgiving observed in Germany?