Thursday, November 09, 2006
Just For Rex...
...because I promised you a joke today.
Joe went into his proctologist's office for his first rectal exam. The doc's new nurse, Evelyn, took Joe to an examining room and told him to get undressed and have a seat until the doctor could see him. She said that he would only be a few minutes.
After putting on the gown that she gave him, Joe sat down. While waiting, he observed that there were three items on a stand next to the exam table: a tube of K-Y jelly, a rubber glove, and a beer.
When Doctor Bob finally came in, Joe said, "Look Doc, I'm a little confused. This is my first exam. I know what the K-Y is for and I know what the glove is for, but can you tell me what the BEER is for?"
At that, Doctor Bob became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door. He flung the door open and yelled to his nurse...
"Darn it Evelyn !!!!!!!!!!! I said a BUTT LIGHT!"
Okay, it's lame, but didn't it make you laugh? Just a little?
The boss says to me around 10:00 this morning, "Do you want to work today?" I'm not a liar, so naturally I said "No!" He said, "Me, neither. Why don't we blow this popsicle stand?"
He was gone in, like, five minutes. I hung around 'til nearly 11:00 because I had some things I wanted to do. After that, I went out and messed around for a few hours. It's a perfectly beautiful day. Now that I'm home, I have some stuff of a different sort I need to do, but am not in the mood. Yeah, there's that evil "M" word again. I think I'll take the dog out instead. Shoot, I might even give her a bath when we get back. Or ... maybe we'll take a teensy little nap. Both of us look very, very tired.
Later on, we'll poke sticks at some Twisted Linguistics, maybe even color outside the lines. Roxan's already taken down a few words and I have a list of my own going. I'll have to consult the Dictionary of Defilement to figure out what they mean. When I know, you'll know.