Monday, November 27, 2006

Have You Hung Your Stocking Yet?

Answer a few questions for those mysterious Christmas People and they'll give you a hint about what you can expect to find in your Christmas stocking this year. I hope they're not lying about mine, but they probably are.

You Christmas Stocking Will Be Filled with Money

You've either been really really good this year...
Or Santa is trying to pay you off!

17 comments:

Roxan said...

I'm in serious trouble here. I'm getting a baby in my stocking. Can I borrow some of your money for diapers? LOL

Kanrei said...

I'm getting cash too. I need to start misbehaving or something. My life is offically un-thrilling.

Serena Joy said...

Well, I guess since Kan and I have extra cash coming our way we could help you support it. How much do diapers cost these days? But here's my advice, Roxan -- take the quiz again. And this time, LIE. LOL.

Roxan said...

I lied the first time. I don't need no stinking stuffed animal so I didn't lie the second time and got a baby! LOL

Serena Joy said...

LOL! I'm telling you, lie again and trade the baby for a stuffed animal. They eat less and they don't need diapers. Or shoes.

Kanrei said...

Cabbage Patch Kids do. She could end up with an ugly doll who needs more than a real baby. At least the real baby gives you a tax break.

RexZeitgiest said...

Cash? how does one get cash for Christams?....That only happens when I return the fourth set of gloves in a two year period.....


Its wierd, this is the second Chrsitmas of being single...last year I didn't even put up one Christmas item.....I don't know yet about this year....

Serena Joy said...

Well, Roxan, using Kan's logic, I guess you'd better get the bassinet out of the attic. Shall I plan a shower for you? Do you think Santa's (dirty old man!) gonna leave you a girl baby or a boy baby? :)

Serena Joy said...

Rex, to get the cash, you have to keep taking the quiz -- and lying -- 'til it produces the cash answer. LOL.

Good grief, go get yourself a little bitty tree and put it up. It'll make you feel better. In fact, go out and find yourself a nice young lady to sit around and admire your scrawny tree. That'll make you feel even better. :)

RexZeitgiest said...

My 'tree' ain't 'that' scrawy....ehehehehehe

Serena Joy said...

Behave yourself, now, and go decorate your pine branch before some evil elf reports you to Santa. :)

Roxan said...

Better be a boy. Need one to harass his older brother.
Better yet give it to my daughter. I've requested a new grandchild for the holidays. LOL

Serena Joy said...

Well, all righty, then. Let's just hope it doesn't turn out to be a scam. LOL.

Roxan said...

OH NO!!! Surely That could never happen on the internet!!!LMAO

Serena Joy said...

Oh! Ouch! I just hit myself in the head for being a dunce. If you see it on the Internet, it's for damn sure true. What was I thinking?! Now I'll probably get a freakin' lump of coal in my stocking. If I even get a stocking.:)

Steve G said...

I'm gettng a puppy. Damn I hate house breaking them.

Serena Joy said...

For real? Not a virtual pup or a stuffed pup? Awwwwww! What kind of puppy are you getting?