| You Christmas Stocking Will Be Filled with Money |
 You've either been really really good this year... Or Santa is trying to pay you off! |
Miss Begotten is one of my pet names for myself, for Southern Gothic reasons best kept to myself. Miss Begotten tries to speak plainly, but sometimes she tends to babble -- parenthetically, of course. It's never my intention to offend (and usually that's true - except on those [maybe not so] rare occasions when I mean it very friggin' much) but it sometimes happens, so if you're unusually easily offended...
Monday, November 27, 2006
Have You Hung Your Stocking Yet?
Answer a few questions for those mysterious Christmas People and they'll give you a hint about what you can expect to find in your Christmas stocking this year. I hope they're not lying about mine, but they probably are.
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I'm in serious trouble here. I'm getting a baby in my stocking. Can I borrow some of your money for diapers? LOL
I'm getting cash too. I need to start misbehaving or something. My life is offically un-thrilling.
Well, I guess since Kan and I have extra cash coming our way we could help you support it. How much do diapers cost these days? But here's my advice, Roxan -- take the quiz again. And this time, LIE. LOL.
I lied the first time. I don't need no stinking stuffed animal so I didn't lie the second time and got a baby! LOL
LOL! I'm telling you, lie again and trade the baby for a stuffed animal. They eat less and they don't need diapers. Or shoes.
Cabbage Patch Kids do. She could end up with an ugly doll who needs more than a real baby. At least the real baby gives you a tax break.
Cash? how does one get cash for Christams?....That only happens when I return the fourth set of gloves in a two year period.....
Its wierd, this is the second Chrsitmas of being single...last year I didn't even put up one Christmas item.....I don't know yet about this year....
Well, Roxan, using Kan's logic, I guess you'd better get the bassinet out of the attic. Shall I plan a shower for you? Do you think Santa's (dirty old man!) gonna leave you a girl baby or a boy baby? :)
Rex, to get the cash, you have to keep taking the quiz -- and lying -- 'til it produces the cash answer. LOL.
Good grief, go get yourself a little bitty tree and put it up. It'll make you feel better. In fact, go out and find yourself a nice young lady to sit around and admire your scrawny tree. That'll make you feel even better. :)
My 'tree' ain't 'that' scrawy....ehehehehehe
Behave yourself, now, and go decorate your pine branch before some evil elf reports you to Santa. :)
Better be a boy. Need one to harass his older brother.
Better yet give it to my daughter. I've requested a new grandchild for the holidays. LOL
Well, all righty, then. Let's just hope it doesn't turn out to be a scam. LOL.
OH NO!!! Surely That could never happen on the internet!!!LMAO
Oh! Ouch! I just hit myself in the head for being a dunce. If you see it on the Internet, it's for damn sure true. What was I thinking?! Now I'll probably get a freakin' lump of coal in my stocking. If I even get a stocking.:)
I'm gettng a puppy. Damn I hate house breaking them.
For real? Not a virtual pup or a stuffed pup? Awwwwww! What kind of puppy are you getting?
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