Sunday, November 26, 2006
We have a crowded docket of Word Criminals today, courtesy of Roxan; to-wit:
sort of burned the house done
claud didn't stock any riseling
Adiu bloomingdales...I neveer knew you
They were all found guilty and sentenced to hard labor creating this little Twisted Linguistics story:
Claud was this old boy who needed to do his Christmas shopping. He was strieght, but he did know how to shop 'til he dropped. Unfortunately, Claud didn't stock any riseling and thiungs got pretty weird when he was spoted by the Shopping Police in the eligant Kitchen Accessories department at Bloomie's. Truly, Claud did not know what riseling was so it wasn't really his fault, but he sort of burned the house done.
"Adiu bloomingdales...I neveer knew you!" Claud cried as he beat a hasty retreat out the emergency exit.
Remined me to tell you what happened that time he tried to shop Victoria's Secret and insisted on trying on the thiungs.