For the uninitiated, these are prime examples of the Twisted Linguistics we talk about so often.
simply and pure
I glad you was
I have know her
going in lif
We're running a special today -- we find them, you define 'em. In fact, I'd be delighted beyond words to see you make limericks with them. Have at it. Have fun. Grab your corsage (and your date), put on your defining shoes, and move those dictionaries.
*Note: There's also a limerick drive in progress at Moristotle's place: