Miss Begotten is one of my pet names for myself, for Southern Gothic reasons best kept to myself. Miss Begotten tries to speak plainly, but sometimes she tends to babble -- parenthetically, of course. It's never my intention to offend (and usually that's true - except on those [maybe not so] rare occasions when I mean it very friggin' much) but it sometimes happens, so if you're unusually easily offended...
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Anyone want to chip in on a billboard that would say "Stop Reading the Signs and Watch the Road"?
We can also make bumperstickers that read "Honk if you oppose noise pollution"
We can start a Mauve Ribbon campaign to increase ribbon awareness.
LOL. Put me down for one of the bumper stickers. And I'm definitely in on the ribbon campaign. Something needs to be done now to help the plight of disenfranchised mauve ribbons everywhere.
I have wanted to do a ribbon campaign for a while, but am a slacker. Everywhere on the road I see abused ribbons. Blue, pink, red, yellow, etc. A ribbon is just a ribbon, not opposition to drugs or breat cancer or support for the troops or anything else. It is something to make presents look nice.
That be real low!
Low blow?:)
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