Friday, September 01, 2006

Word Crime Fixer-Upper



Here it is, today's docket of Word Criminals. We're going to do something a little different today, though. I'm going to give you the lineup, but I'm not going to define them. You are! Seriously. I'm dying to see what you all will do with these.



what wreaks?

I am trully sad

(I realized that) Amazon was spelled with an X and not a Z

Several mouths ago

a new wrung

he assurd me

my daughter school

Congradulations!

foward

photo's

royalites

effeciently

build client tell

13 comments:

kanrei said...

royalites: realities of the royal

foward: what fo? fo ward

Several mouths ago: used when discussing a gazelle after a pride of lions has gotten to it.

what wreaks?: A court.

Serena Joy said...

w00t! You GET this stuff. Well done!:)

kanrei said...

It is really hard. Don't know how you do it every day.

kanrei said...

build client tell: this one makes sense. It is a business model. First you build your business. Then you get a client. Then you tell people what the client wants you to.

Serena Joy said...

"It is really hard. Don't know how you do it every day."

LOL! I think there's a direct correlation with the number of brain cells I've destroyed. Full moons help, too.

Serena Joy said...

"build client tell: this one makes sense. It is a business model."

Makes sense to me. But then, pretty much everything does these days. I'm easy that way.:)

pono said...

Foward is easy 'tis Elmer Fud speaking

Build client, you've already figured out. And I agree, it's describing how to build a business model.

Congradulations. Okay, bear w/ me on this one. I think what's happening here is that, first you've got a grad. Now, that makes sense, it being the end of summer. The grad goes off and in the midst of finding a new job, ends up being conned in lieu of the adulation h/she worked so hard for all those years, yes?

I find myself quite fatigued after only tackling these 2--so sorry.

*yawn*

Serena Joy said...

Oh, goodie, another Word Raider. Excellent deductions, pono. Thank you. It's not easy hammering the truth out of these rogue words. This is not work for the squeamish, huh?:)

Pono said...

Thank you, Serena. As a result, I had nightmares; misspelled words chased me through dark, watery tunnels. It was horrifying. Truly. This is definitely not work for the squeamish.

Serena Joy said...

Oh, you poor thing. I probably ought to slap a warning label on these pieces -- "May cause nightmares and waking hallucinations. Call linguist if spelling skills begin to deteriorate."

Get some rest and read up on your dictionary -- more renegade words are on the way.:)

Southern Writer said...

wreaks - a wreck that smells really bad.

he assurd me - and went to jail for a long time. It's still illegal in thirty states.

my daughter school - opening soon in a school district near you. Teaches young ladies how to be better daughters.

Congradulations - Congratulations to someone who just graduated.

photo's - something belonging to Photo, son of Celebrity X, who in a blinding moment of insanity while basking in the limelight of the paparazzi, decided to give her son a truly original name.

Serena Joy said...

LMAO! You are very good at this, SW. I think that somewhere in all my "stuff" I may have the actual statute on assurding -- and why it carries such a stiff penalty.:)

Southern Writer said...

giggle