Friday, September 01, 2006

Word Crime Fixer-Upper



Here it is, today's docket of Word Criminals. We're going to do something a little different today, though. I'm going to give you the lineup, but I'm not going to define them. You are! Seriously. I'm dying to see what you all will do with these.



what wreaks?

I am trully sad

(I realized that) Amazon was spelled with an X and not a Z

Several mouths ago

a new wrung

he assurd me

my daughter school

Congradulations!

foward

photo's

royalites

effeciently

build client tell

11 comments:

Unknown said...

royalites: realities of the royal

foward: what fo? fo ward

Several mouths ago: used when discussing a gazelle after a pride of lions has gotten to it.

what wreaks?: A court.

Serena said...

w00t! You GET this stuff. Well done!:)

Unknown said...

It is really hard. Don't know how you do it every day.

Unknown said...

build client tell: this one makes sense. It is a business model. First you build your business. Then you get a client. Then you tell people what the client wants you to.

Serena said...

"It is really hard. Don't know how you do it every day."

LOL! I think there's a direct correlation with the number of brain cells I've destroyed. Full moons help, too.

Serena said...

"build client tell: this one makes sense. It is a business model."

Makes sense to me. But then, pretty much everything does these days. I'm easy that way.:)

Anonymous said...

Foward is easy 'tis Elmer Fud speaking

Build client, you've already figured out. And I agree, it's describing how to build a business model.

Congradulations. Okay, bear w/ me on this one. I think what's happening here is that, first you've got a grad. Now, that makes sense, it being the end of summer. The grad goes off and in the midst of finding a new job, ends up being conned in lieu of the adulation h/she worked so hard for all those years, yes?

I find myself quite fatigued after only tackling these 2--so sorry.

*yawn*

Serena said...

Oh, goodie, another Word Raider. Excellent deductions, pono. Thank you. It's not easy hammering the truth out of these rogue words. This is not work for the squeamish, huh?:)

Anonymous said...

Thank you, Serena. As a result, I had nightmares; misspelled words chased me through dark, watery tunnels. It was horrifying. Truly. This is definitely not work for the squeamish.

Serena said...

Oh, you poor thing. I probably ought to slap a warning label on these pieces -- "May cause nightmares and waking hallucinations. Call linguist if spelling skills begin to deteriorate."

Get some rest and read up on your dictionary -- more renegade words are on the way.:)

Serena said...

LMAO! You are very good at this, SW. I think that somewhere in all my "stuff" I may have the actual statute on assurding -- and why it carries such a stiff penalty.:)