Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Bad Moon Rising

I realize it's still more than a week 'til the full moon but, hoochie-mama, it's going to be a bad one. It's already pulling on me. Hard. By the time it actually gets here, every water molecule in my body will have been sucked out. I'm about to bust an ovary here. NO, this is not PMS. I'm telling you, it's the friggin' big moon already. I can barely resist the urge to:

- Write letters to a few people who really, really need a Come-To-Jesus epiphany moment. They're in dire need of a wake-up call or, better yet, a good whack across the butt. This ain't Wonderland! They need to either pull their heads back through the mirror immediately or squeeze their butts on through there and be gone.

- Confess to my favorite assholes how much I truly loathe them.

- Yell at the all-time Queen Twit to yank her head out of her nether regions and get a freakin' clue about a whole bunch of stuff. Her mindless pap, her inane prattle, her philosophy which comes straight from the Kingdom of the Morons is driving me freakin' berserk. Yeah, yeah, I know I don't have to look at it, but who the hell doesn't glance at a train wreck when it's right there?

- Change my name to Louise and find a friend named Thelma and go on a by-God road trip.

- Barring that, find a friend named Roberto who's pretty good at tinkering with stuff and go on a by-God road trip.

- Tell a couple of acquisitions people that I don't like their policies, don't like their cavalier attitudes and, in fact, I don't like them. So there.

- Inform the "computer expert" who told me last week that I had to buy broadband service before I could get a WiFi connection that he's a total idiot. WiFi gives me a broadband connection, and I'm liking it just fine, thank you very much.

- Hunker down in a cave 'til this evil moon goes on the wane. Maybe I'll take Roberto along.


RexZeitgiest said...

- Confess to my favorite assholes how much I truly loathe them.

ahahahahha, You have no idea how appropriate that comment is......That full moon is tugging on me like a son of a bitch.......And I don't know if I can wait a week.....

This world is crazy, both the real one and the blogging one...You never know what lies in the 'true' heart of someone....and you never know who your real friends are, and whom the 'loathsome assholes' are.....

I know, I am what I am (said in best Popeye voice)....but no one else seems to be...

It could be a week of confrontation and reconsilliation, only god and father time know for sure............

P.S. I want to add your blog to my link section Serena, but you have yet to visit the Pub......Pop by sometime for a glass of wine or some Everclear....pick your poison

Serena Joy said...

I'm never sure which Rex you are. LOL. I'm coming over to the Pub, though, so kindly pour me a glass of wine. Maybe I'll just spend the next week there while this bad moon's dogging me. We can toast some assholes. You start the fire.

Anonymous said...

I am looking forward to my coming insanity. Being Gemini I never know what to expect during the full moon.

I think I will take the "confuse my co-workers with random thoughts that pop into my head". More entertaining for me.

piwifs- tiny pygmy wives using wi-fi

Serena Joy said...

Ahhhh -- a fellow Gemini. You understand the moon fever thing, then. I think we're expected to baffle the co-workers during this time. They'd be disappointed if we didn't.

Aw, little bitty pygmy wives. Cute. And here I am stuck with an eqwgcjt. I think that must have something to do with horses.

Anonymous said...

It's probably not the moon. We just had a solar eclipse at 29 Virgo, and if you're Gemini, it may have squared your natal sun, and possibly Mercury and Venus, too. Or see if Mars is transiting something important, or if your natal Mars is being aspected.

We had a New Moon on the day you wrote this, so things begun then will reach a head on the full moon. You have to watch our for third quarter and gibbous moons, too. Now let me shut up before I beome the target of your ire.

Serena Joy said...

Ire, Lesia? Not hardly! You just explained why I'm feeling the Moon Pull so hard this month. Now it makes sense. Thanks!

P.S. - I think Blogger's feeling it, too. It just said F-U to me. LOL.