Monday, July 10, 2006

Jerkoffs, Cretins, and Morons - Oh, My!

I had something nice and placid planned for today, but that got shot all to hell by the appearance of more ... stuff. You'd think middle-aged people who are supposedly in possession of all their faculties would have better things to do. Apparently not. The whole damned thing put me off my feed and I'm in no mood for light and humorous. I do have some Words Gone Wild which, luckily, I had already captured before all this shit hit the fan.

Anual - Probably something to do with somebody's ass.

Exspecialy - Who the hell knows?

(that's) bazaar - Riiiiiight.

ammended - Whatever.

Amozon rankings - Yeah, sure; whatever you say.

contracts, ect. - What the hell is an ect? The word being abbreviated is et cetera, not ec tetera.

disgrunted - What is that, breaking a pig of speaking?

YOur not ... you seen the light - Yeah, I'll just bet you did.

meathod - What, they're so hungry they need a hod in which to carry their meat? God.

4 comments:

The Rentable Writer said...

hahahaha, love it. I've always found it bazaar to see adults not being able to spell any thing for they're life.

Serena Joy said...

Damn, it's good to see a friendly face, RW.:)

I'm thinking of rounding up a band of mary writters and seeing how much I can get for them down at the bizarre. You want in?

RainbowDemon1952 said...

Yew kin cont me in two! Mi ebudacation is pert neer up to fifth graid lavle now...
Actually, that's not easy to do for me...
I feel your frustration, but damn you have such a great way with words in times like this...
Probly that collage ebudacation yew have!

Serena Joy said...

Oh, hot damn, RD, we'uns gwine hab us a edication party. I are jerlus, tho, that yew dun went all the way threw 5th graide. (I think that un's spilt wif a 'e' dude.) Don bee makeinng fun ob my collages now. Woo-hoo, par-tay! Whur's thugh moonshyne?