Miss Begotten is one of my pet names for myself, for Southern Gothic reasons best kept to myself. Miss Begotten tries to speak plainly, but sometimes she tends to babble -- parenthetically, of course. It's never my intention to offend (and usually that's true - except on those [maybe not so] rare occasions when I mean it very friggin' much) but it sometimes happens, so if you're unusually easily offended...
Wednesday, May 23, 2012
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I could really get into trouble in Serenaville. What sort of treatment might I expect, if I were to get arrested for disorderly conduct? Inquiring Pug felons want to know.
Pugs -- and dachshunds and beagles and spaniels, for that matter -- can expect exceptional coddling and pampering in Serenaville. And don't worry; if you misbehave, I'll hide you from the dog catcher if he tries to arrest you. I might have to discipline you a little bit, but you won't mind. Much.;)
Oddly, I have misplaced my shaker of salt. I took out the sea salt grinder and am making do. However, I wonder.... did you spirit it away? There's always a woman to blame.
Oh, I know it, Quid. This is a maaaaan's worrrrrld.:)
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