I've never really considered myself particularly stupid, but sometimes I realize that I am practically overwhelmed by how much I don't know. You know?
Miss Begotten is one of my pet names for myself, for Southern Gothic reasons best kept to myself. Miss Begotten tries to speak plainly, but sometimes she tends to babble -- parenthetically, of course. It's never my intention to offend (and usually that's true - except on those [maybe not so] rare occasions when I mean it very friggin' much) but it sometimes happens, so if you're unusually easily offended...
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women do not
snore, burp, swear,
or pass gas, serena joy
i'm told that they "ventilate"
HAVE A GREAT NEW WEEK, SERENA JOY!
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/t.
Always the Lady...
Gassy Lady.
But still, The Lady!!
:-)
Ventilate is an excellent way of phrasing it, /t. And we do tend to vent when we don't have sufficient ventilation. A great new week to you, too!;)
I don't know where you get that from, Mr. Gee; I don't think I'm known for being especially gassy. Hmmm.:)
I'm grateful I guet some time to bitch this week.
:)
quid
Women give me the vapors.
We all need it, Quid. And we all know what happens when we don't get the opportunity.:)
But you know you adore us, Pugsley. And a little swoon never hurt anybody.;)
Women can't help but take pity on dumb animals. We guys learned that a long time ago ;-) The very reason women haven't killed us all off yet LOL...
LOL, Skunk. There's probably more truth to that than a lot of men would be comfortable with.:-)
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