Miss Begotten is one of my pet names for myself, for Southern Gothic reasons best kept to myself. Miss Begotten tries to speak plainly, but sometimes she tends to babble -- parenthetically, of course. It's never my intention to offend (and usually that's true - except on those [maybe not so] rare occasions when I mean it very friggin' much) but it sometimes happens, so if you're unusually easily offended...
Monday, January 09, 2012
Twisted Monday
I'm not going to complain about Monday. They happen to everybody, and everybody mans up and takes it.
The only thing I'm going to complain about today is the people who get on the Internet and write stuff filled with Twisted Linguistics. And I'm only half-heartedly complaining about that, because the damn things do make me laugh -- like this bunch of words gone wild:
ticket stubb
comming forward
impared
comprimise
miserble
pathedic
sleezy
circut
monsterous
differnent
aboue ground
freeky
deffinately
dangerouse
Defy the odds and have a great Monday!
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3 comments:
Did you know that there used to be NINE Dwarfs?
But Freeky and Sleezy got booted out of the group, they were always stealing Snow Whites Pantyhose!
Hate to tell you this, but it's storming here and I'm in my pj's fixing to head back to the couch to fall back into "The Dark Tower" series. ;-) xoxo
No kidding, Mr. G? Those damn dwarves. Sleezy little freeks.:-)
Well, you certainly defied the odds, Marion. Sounds like you had a divine Monday! I'm green with envy.:) xox
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