Miss Begotten is one of my pet names for myself, for Southern Gothic reasons best kept to myself. Miss Begotten tries to speak plainly, but sometimes she tends to babble -- parenthetically, of course. It's never my intention to offend (and usually that's true - except on those [maybe not so] rare occasions when I mean it very friggin' much) but it sometimes happens, so if you're unusually easily offended...
Your Christmas Stocking Will Be Filled With a Puppy |
 Well - one cute, soft, cuddly puppy... And a very soiled Christmas stocking. |
7 comments:
Aaack, Santa's leaving me a Baby!!
And it wasn't exactly an immaculate conception.
Be prepared for major baby daddy drama from Santa!
LOL! I hope you have a good Christmas, SJ!! xoxo
I hope you have a stocking that fits yours truly.
Um, Marion -- Santa? Really? All righty, then. I'm afraid to ask what this baby looks like, but I'm available to babysit while you deal with the baby daddy drama. I hope you have a great Christmas, too!
xox
Well, I take a small, Pugsley. But then, Pugs are pretty small so it ought to fit you just fine.;)
Senile eh?
Eh?
...Now who's senile again?
Well, I'm hoping Santa is, Mr. G, so he'll believe all that "good girl" crap.:)
Sherry Dear, In your case being a little bad would be very good.
:P
Yeah, I believe it would, Mr. G. From what I remember about "bad," anyway.:-)
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