Miss Begotten is one of my pet names for myself, for Southern Gothic reasons best kept to myself. Miss Begotten tries to speak plainly, but sometimes she tends to babble -- parenthetically, of course. It's never my intention to offend (and usually that's true - except on those [maybe not so] rare occasions when I mean it very friggin' much) but it sometimes happens, so if you're unusually easily offended...
Wednesday, October 26, 2011
Happy Feet
So, my two left shoes that I got the other day? I wrote an e-mail Monday morning to the place I bought them from -- and just trust me when I tell you I know how to write an effective e-mail.
I received a response yesterday. Here's how they're making me happy: First, I need not inconvenience myself by repackaging the defective goods and hauling them off to UPS or the Post Office. Second, they've already shipped a replacement pair of shoes -- and promising that a live human inspected the box to ensure it contained a left and a right shoe. Third, they're crediting my debit card for the entire purchase price; ergo, the shoes are now free. And fourth, I will now receive free next-day shipping on any and every future order.
I'm going to have some happy feet!
And you have a Happy Hump Day!!
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6 comments:
My Motto: It PAYS to complain! Yea! for you!!!! xo
Don't ask...Don't get!!
I'm so happy for you and your pretty feet Sherry...:-)
It sure does, Marion. Maybe I should complain more often.:)
xo
My happy feet thank you, Mr. Gee.:)
good for you, serena joy!
and HAPPY FEET 'N HUMP DAY TO YOU!
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/t.
So what are you going to do with the 2- left shoes? I ask because I'm a chewer.
My happy feet wish YOU a Happy Hump Day, /t.;)
Why, I'm giving them to you, Pugsley. I am a world-class puppy pamperer.;)
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