Miss Begotten is one of my pet names for myself, for Southern Gothic reasons best kept to myself. Miss Begotten tries to speak plainly, but sometimes she tends to babble -- parenthetically, of course. It's never my intention to offend (and usually that's true - except on those [maybe not so] rare occasions when I mean it very friggin' much) but it sometimes happens, so if you're unusually easily offended...
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My Bumper stickers should say...
(I have TWO)
My Other Car Is A Yugo!!
and
Honk if you Love Pork Sausage
Have a Wonderful Week-End Miss Begotten!
:P:P:P:P
I'd like a bumper sticker that reads: "The world is NOT your ashtray, butt-head!"
"I BRAKE FOR REDHEADS"
TGIF, SERENA JOY, TGIF!
AND HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!
× × ×
/t.
Let's see. I have a tattoo shop bumper sticker, a surf shop bumper sticker, a Goth Hello Kitty sticker, a huge pink dragonfly (of course) and an I 'heart' Dexter sticker. Oh, and I 'heart' vampires, too. And I Brake For Motorcycles.
I love the alien one. I've got to find one of those. LOL! Happy TGIF to you, too! xoxo
Gettin' humped at the pump???? LMAO
I'd really like one that says "Be nice to me or I'll put you in my next novel"
You know, thwarting aliens would be more enjoyable than simply avoiding head trauma.
What a coincidence! I developed a few bumperstickers of my own:
Coexist, you a$$h0les!
Uh, oh ... Paris Hilton left her purse in my car again :-(
People made fun of my plastic slipcovers ... until that day I gave that 9-month old pregnant lady a ride
Stalker, Texas Stranger
W 2012
Maybe Obama also caused your erectile disfunction
Official Black U.N. Helicopter Pace Car
Sarah Palin wants me as her son-in-law
Ask me about dent-less butt tattoo removal
How's my driving? Text your feedback to *222PUG
Chappaquiddick Driving School
Lindsay Lohan Behavioral Research Institute
Roswell School of Meteorology
Guns don't kill people ... redheads do
Lucky for you the medical marijuana just kicked in
and, finally ...
Serena tells me to burn things via embedded blog messages
Thank you, Mr. G. A wonderful weekend is what I have in mind. And I may be starting it off with some pork sausage in the A.M.:)
An appropriate message for goobers everywhere, Eric.:)
I hope you get yours printed up, /t. I know I'd feel safer on the streets. You have a great weekend, too!;)
Where'd you get your "vampires" one, Marion? I wouldn't mind having one of those. I still, BTW, have that sparkly pink "Princess" sticker. LOL. Have a divine weekend, hon.:)
xoxo
I got humped at the pump just today, Roxan. Actually, it was a little cheaper than last time, but it's still humping. You should get your "next novel" sticker printed up, Roxan.:)
It would make ALL the difference, Alice Audrey.:-)
Those are good, Pugsley. LOVE the "Guns don't kill people, redheads do." You might consider going into the bumper sticker business in your next incarnation. And I am SO pleased to hear you're getting those embedded subliminals of mine.;)
Even if the voices aren't real--they've still got some great ideas!
I love it!! Perfect for this week!!
--snow
Thanks, Snow.:)
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