And now on to the week's best e-mail, courtesy of Skunkfeathers.
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's President Obama's clock?" asked the man.
"Obama's clock is in Jesus's office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
10 comments:
good joke
up here we use
former president bush's
lie clock as an oil well drill bit :)
HEY, HAPPY HUMP DAY, SERENA JOY!
and all best at the new job!
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/t.
I'll bet Jesus can't keep one paper on his desk, what with the wind generated from Barry's clock ;)
And congrats on the new job (I'm a bit behind on stuff).
We could probably power the world with all the lie clocks from politicians. LOL
Tee-hee, /t. I like that drill bit thing. Thanks for the well wishes, and Happy Hump Day!;)
Prolly not, Skunk. LOL. Thanks for the congrats. So far, so good.:)
Oh, you know it, Roxan. Whole LOT of hot air in the halls of power.:-)
congrats on the new job serena! change is always a tough thing for us humans - - but it usually ends up as a good thing!
Thanks, Don. Boy, I was sure due for a change.:)
Poor Barack......
Your new job sounds a whole lot better than the last job!
Galen, being stranded in the outback with a pack of crazed and horny Aborigines, no food except shriveled roots and berries, nothing to drink but sweat, and running from rabid kangaroos on a broken leg would be better than that last job.:-)
ouch.
For real, Brian.:-)
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