WordVer Blasfomy
Today's Words Gone Wild weren't taken from the usual sources, but they are blasfomys. You know that Word Verification feature that some of you have? These are some of the weird WordVers that I've been forced to type over the past week in order to receive dispensation to comment. I'm not sure what to do with them. I suppose you could define them. Or, better yet -- write limericks with them. Whatever you decide to do will be fine. Just ... do something.
grizarpu
fzysxyuc
malogic
tubretio
coutt
firediap
Happy Thursday!
serena joy,
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there once was a skanky grizarpu
whose crotch crickets grew fzysxyuc pu
so to balance malogic
she'd tubretio coutt ogic
and wound up in deep firediap pu
and HAPPY THURSDAY!
¤ ¤ ¤
/t.
Ooooo, a blasfomyous limerick. I can't read it out loud, but I love it! Thank you very much, /t.:)
ReplyDeleteYou save or remember your word verifications?
ReplyDeleteWhat a mind!
A beautiful Red Head named Sherry.
Had a memory so good it was scary.
She knew all the masses
From From Radford to Manassas,
And also from Danville to Mt. Airy!
:P
grizarpu : grizzly bear's bizzare potty!
ReplyDeletefzysxyuc : A fizzy drink may make you feel sexy ,you see...
malogic : distorted logic
tubretio : fellatio given in a tub
coutt : count me out ( of this)
firediap : a diaper on fire
Mona....?
ReplyDeleteTubretio?
Sherry, is this true?
grizarpu
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malogic
tubretio
coutt
firediap
I had a great response that would have firediap the entire internet but as I stood on the coutt think up malogic thoughts my tubretio suddenly gave out and I found myself in severe fzysxyuc while I fell into the grizarpu. Or maybe it was the other way around.
Well, I get bored, Galen. So yes, I made a list of recent WordVer atrocities. There IS a full moon alert on, you know. I love your limerick about some redheaded non dog-faced chick named Sherry, albeit you didn't use the words in its composition. You still get an A for effort.;)
ReplyDeleteVery excellent definitions, Mona! I have to confess, though, that I'm not going to touch that tubretio one. Unh-unh! And ... flaming diapers?! Oh, my!!:-)
And no, Galen, don't ask me if it's true. See above: I ain't touching that.:-)
I love your little story, Roxan! See how these ridiculous words can be twisted and crafted into something that will make me laugh? Gotta love it! And knowing me as well as you do, you know we'll be doing this little exercise again.:-)
grizarpu: poop from a stoned bear
ReplyDeletefzysxyuc: what SG's crotch crickets say of her flavor
malogic: thinking marxism will cure hellthcare
tubretio: a fat Italian tenor
coutt: Minen VW machinen vorken okay, but it coutt not passen das Volvo mitte spitzen sparken undt das fat assen midda crotch cricketens in das driven seaten.
firediap: my iap was insubordinate, so I fired it
You nailed this mess of WordVers, Skunk. I'm laughing my butt off at your interpretation of coutt. I laughed even more of it off when I read it aloud. We're definitely doing this more often. It's exercise for keeping a trim butt and a fount of giggles at the same time. Doesn't get much better than that.;)
ReplyDeleteI'll take an A for effort, but I'd still like to check out that tubretio....;-)
ReplyDeleteBut...an A is OK.
I'm sure there are a few places where they're doing tutorials, Galen, but you'll have to do the Mapquest searches yourself. Meanwhile, you're just going to have to be content with your A.:)
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