Miss Begotten is one of my pet names for myself, for Southern Gothic reasons best kept to myself. Miss Begotten tries to speak plainly, but sometimes she tends to babble -- parenthetically, of course. It's never my intention to offend (and usually that's true - except on those [maybe not so] rare occasions when I mean it very friggin' much) but it sometimes happens, so if you're unusually easily offended...
Friday, September 01, 2006
Word Crime Fixer-Upper
Here it is, today's docket of Word Criminals. We're going to do something a little different today, though. I'm going to give you the lineup, but I'm not going to define them. You are! Seriously. I'm dying to see what you all will do with these.
what wreaks?
I am trully sad
(I realized that) Amazon was spelled with an X and not a Z
Several mouths ago
a new wrung
he assurd me
my daughter school
Congradulations!
foward
photo's
royalites
effeciently
build client tell
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11 comments:
royalites: realities of the royal
foward: what fo? fo ward
Several mouths ago: used when discussing a gazelle after a pride of lions has gotten to it.
what wreaks?: A court.
w00t! You GET this stuff. Well done!:)
It is really hard. Don't know how you do it every day.
build client tell: this one makes sense. It is a business model. First you build your business. Then you get a client. Then you tell people what the client wants you to.
"It is really hard. Don't know how you do it every day."
LOL! I think there's a direct correlation with the number of brain cells I've destroyed. Full moons help, too.
"build client tell: this one makes sense. It is a business model."
Makes sense to me. But then, pretty much everything does these days. I'm easy that way.:)
Foward is easy 'tis Elmer Fud speaking
Build client, you've already figured out. And I agree, it's describing how to build a business model.
Congradulations. Okay, bear w/ me on this one. I think what's happening here is that, first you've got a grad. Now, that makes sense, it being the end of summer. The grad goes off and in the midst of finding a new job, ends up being conned in lieu of the adulation h/she worked so hard for all those years, yes?
I find myself quite fatigued after only tackling these 2--so sorry.
*yawn*
Oh, goodie, another Word Raider. Excellent deductions, pono. Thank you. It's not easy hammering the truth out of these rogue words. This is not work for the squeamish, huh?:)
Thank you, Serena. As a result, I had nightmares; misspelled words chased me through dark, watery tunnels. It was horrifying. Truly. This is definitely not work for the squeamish.
Oh, you poor thing. I probably ought to slap a warning label on these pieces -- "May cause nightmares and waking hallucinations. Call linguist if spelling skills begin to deteriorate."
Get some rest and read up on your dictionary -- more renegade words are on the way.:)
LMAO! You are very good at this, SW. I think that somewhere in all my "stuff" I may have the actual statute on assurding -- and why it carries such a stiff penalty.:)
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