Miss Begotten is one of my pet names for myself, for Southern Gothic reasons best kept to myself. Miss Begotten tries to speak plainly, but sometimes she tends to babble -- parenthetically, of course. It's never my intention to offend (and usually that's true - except on those [maybe not so] rare occasions when I mean it very friggin' much) but it sometimes happens, so if you're unusually easily offended...
Monday, August 07, 2006
Rounded Up for Word Rehab
With such a big roster of Words Gone Wild corralled today, I would have been remiss to deprive you of these Most Wanteds.
I sware -- All I can come up with on this one is swaying the mind of a recalcitrant lady.
Authomated -- A supervised breeding program for authors. OR, a cult full of writing automatons.
Numberous -- A bunch of scabrous pirate numbers.
Alligation -- A peace delegation comprised of alligators, currently deployed to the Middle East.
Optomist -- A misty medication applied to the eyes by an optometrist.
Possitive -- A captive possum.
Parrable -- A pair of terrible rabble-rousers.
One's self -- Refers to the duality of the nature of oneself.
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