Miss Begotten is one of my pet names for myself, for Southern Gothic reasons best kept to myself. Miss Begotten tries to speak plainly, but sometimes she tends to babble -- parenthetically, of course. It's never my intention to offend (and usually that's true - except on those [maybe not so] rare occasions when I mean it very friggin' much) but it sometimes happens, so if you're unusually easily offended...
Sometimes I almost feel like I'm picking on Paris Hilton, then I read my blog and realize I am. I wish she would let someone else get the spotlight so I can pick on them instead. I want a challenge darnit =D
Lindsey would be tough while avoiding nudity and such. Ashlee is like Briney: picking on the handicapped. I must just be like a cat and wait patiently for my next prey to make itself known...
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Woo Hoo!
Hope we survive. I am partially nervous to be honest.
Yeah, me, too. What self-respecting terrorist wouldn't want to declare jihad against such an event?:)
Sometimes I almost feel like I'm picking on Paris Hilton, then I read my blog and realize I am.
I wish she would let someone else get the spotlight so I can pick on them instead. I want a challenge darnit =D
Have you considered taking on Lindsey Lohan and Ashlee Simpson?:):)
Lindsey would be tough while avoiding nudity and such. Ashlee is like Briney: picking on the handicapped. I must just be like a cat and wait patiently for my next prey to make itself known...
I have faith in The Great Lemming's patience. When the cat tells you the time and prey are just right, I'm sure you will pounce with lethal force.:)
Hey, Kan, I'm afraid to pop my head out of my hole and look. Is it still here?:)
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