Miss Begotten is one of my pet names for myself, for Southern Gothic reasons best kept to myself. Miss Begotten tries to speak plainly, but sometimes she tends to babble -- parenthetically, of course. It's never my intention to offend (and usually that's true - except on those [maybe not so] rare occasions when I mean it very friggin' much) but it sometimes happens, so if you're unusually easily offended...
Thursday, May 17, 2012
Say You Will
Seriously, you know you want to. So I'm not a cute kitty -- big deal. You still know you feel an overwhelming compulsion to indulge my every whim, don't you? Redheads are just ... different. You know? We need want what we want when we want it. It's everyone else's job to ensure that this happens as smoothly and rapidly as humanly possible. This is true, yes? If you disagree, please by all means raise your hand. I double-dog dare you!