Tuesday, November 01, 2011
May I Tempt You...
...with a small peanut butter cup?
I had a feeling that in light of all the sponsored Halloween events going on around town there would be few trick-or-treaters at my door last night. I'm always prepared -- because I was a Girl Scout, you know. Or was that something I got from the Boy Scouts, because I knew some of those, too.
Anyway, I figured I might as well buy treats I myself like since there were likely to be left-overs. I got Reese's peanut butter cups, which I can inhale like nobody's business, and I didn't have a single kid at my door. If I eat the whole bag myself, they're going to go straight to my thighs.
Nobody wants to see that happen. So please, as a mercy to me, take one.