Thursday, February 24, 2011

Slap a Spammer Today - Custom comment codes for MySpace, Hi5, Friendster and more

Don't you just love spam in your comment box? I don't know what its purpose is. Do these morons really think anyone is going to pay the slightest bit of attention to their stupid spam (which is probably riddled with worms and viruses and other nasty stuff)? Do they think we're morons? Don't you just want to slap the pee out of them?

My latest spammer is "Bak." No profile, of course. These freaktards never have one. They have nothing to contribute and no known reason for their existence. Their only purpose is to piss people off, as far as I can tell. Before Bak were Lu, Lin, and half a dozen others over the past month. They all use the same wording, starting with "Thanks for your sharing! Great helpful!" and ending with "Sorry for the bother, God bless!" Yeah, they're clearly really sorry for the bother to the great helpful one. Duh. Freaktard. In between is the body of their spam comment, consisting entirely of hyperlinks. God only knows where those might lead. I'm not stupid enough to follow one.

I get all of my comments via e-mail, so I see these idiots' comments even when you don't. Luckily, Blogger's spam filter works very well and only one or two of them have actually ended up on my blog -- and necessitated my going in to manually take out the trash. If these freaktards ever check back to see their handiwork for posterity, you'd think they'd know they never see the light of day. So what possesses them to keep on spamming? All I can think is -- sheer stupidity.

I'm rooting for God to bless them with lightning bolts, STDs, hemorrhagic fevers, and hordes of zombies. Let 'em hyperlink that.


G-Man said...

I'm all for slapping a spammer.
Especially since they hijacked my Face Book account and sent out weight loss info to unsuspecting skinny people.

I am thanking you to so much Serena Joyful. Please come and join our parade of anti-spam spammers.
Here's hoping you are enjoying a God filled and acid-free week!!
Thank you for reading...Won-Ton Lee

Serena said...

Ol' Bak left me a couple more spams today, but they never made it into the light of day. If I could get my hands on him/her/it, I'd slap him/her/it upside the head. Otherwise, Mr. Won-Ton Lee, other than a little fireworks from my lasagne last night, it's been a pretty acid-free week. Thanks!

Nurzarinah said...

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puerileuwaite said...

Say what you will, however most of the time they are the only ones who are interested in the size of my "little pug".

Serena said...

I wouldn't worry too much about them, Pugsley. They're just suffering from pug envy.;)