Wednesday, September 22, 2010

The Week's Best E-Mail

Nothing was done about my bee problem yesterday. Grrrrr! Mr. Landlord isn't going to want to tangle with me if those little kamikaze bastards are still buzzing me when that big fat moon hits Thursday night. Y'all might want to commence chanting right about now -- whether for me, Mr. Landlord, or the damned bees I'm not sure. It can't hurt, though!

The funniest e-mail forward I got this week came from my buddy Vickie. Enjoy, and have a great Wednesday. And Happy Hump Day!


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Why Sharks Circle You Before Attacking


Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship.

"Follow me, son," the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people. "First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did.

"Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing." And they did.

"Now we eat everybody." And they did.

When they were both gorged, the son asked,"Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?"

His wise father replied, "Because they taste better without the shit inside!"

7 comments:

G-Man said...

HA!!
I love the logic here...
Thanks for the smile..

Serena said...

You're quite welcome, G. I appreciate a smile and a good dose of logic, too.:)

Marion said...

LOL!!! Thanks for the laugh. Love & Blessings!!

/t. said...

aha haha ha ha

& HAPPY HUMP DAY,
SERENA JOY!

× × ×

/t.

Serena said...

Glad it made you laugh, Marion. God knows we need all the laughs we can get.:-)

I'm happy you were amused, /t., and hope you had a delightful Hump Day.;)

Skunkfeathers said...

Sharks ain't been around for millenia widdout learnin' something 'bout us critters ;)

Serena said...

True that, Skunk.:-)