Wednesday, April 28, 2010

The Week's Best E-Mail

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They (yes, that ubiquitous They) say that this full moon is a real bee-yotch. I believe them! I've been stomping around in a snit for days now, quick to anger, speaking with a serpent's tongue when discretion would have been the better part of valor. And I don't seem to be able to do anything about it. Or perhaps it's that I don't want to do anything about it. I just haven't felt the urge to sugar-coat anything.

Apparently, those afflicted with my birth date should heed the following during this period of ultra-bright lunacy:

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
It's easy to get angry or despondent over your work situation at this Full Moon, Gemini. That is, until you grab the bull by the horns and take that exceedingly bright idea that just came to you and write it down, get feedback on it, or implement it over the next few weeks. Research or a compelling dream can show you how to leap over the flames of fear and land in greener pastures. Journal your frustrations and don't do anything rash!

Oh, gee, do you think? Anyway...

Here's one of my favorite e-mail forwards this week. It's very short and to the point, and now that you know what kind of moon mood I've been in, you'll understand why I laughed so hard I wet my pants a little. Thanks, Marion, HRH Princess Dragonfly!

On his death bed, Earl Woods gave Tiger the following advice:

"Focus on golf. Fuck everything else."


Anonymous said...

much to cover,
so best get started


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G-Man said...

You wet your pants?

May I wash them for you?

Marion said...

Hey, I've missed you this week. The full moon is on the decline now. LOL! Blessings!

Serena said...

See what a lamentable state I'm in, /t.? I forgot it was Hump Day. Allow me to wish you Godspeed from the damned voodoo moon, the protection of the Cosmos from bee-yotch girls, and a Happy Happy Hump Day!;)

Well, Galen, somebody's gotta do it, so have at it. You just make sure you separate out the colors and don't shrink anything. Happy Hump Day!;)

God help me, I'm still moon-sided, Marion. I'm cranky as hell and now my head hurts. It IS waning, though, so I should be human again in a day or two. Happy Hump Day!:)

puerileuwaite said...

Yay! I'm a Gemini too! This means that each date we go on will actually be a double-date. Unless we're also both schizophrenic. Which, in that case, requires that we charter a bus.

Serena said...

Definitely the charter option, Pugsley, because we know damn well there'll be at least half a dozen of us along for the ride. Happy Hump Day!;)

VE said...

By the way...that's good advice...well...except the golf thing that is...

Serena said...

Yep, it appears the golf is incidental.:-)