Wednesday, January 20, 2010

The Week's Best E-Mail

This one was passed along to me recently and I got a big kick out of it. Thanks, Skunk!

Have a Happy Hump Day and a Wonderful Wednesday!



A new supermarket opened in Pearland. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mown hay.

In the meat department, there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air
is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread & cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

8 comments:

G-Man said...

Cute....

snowelf said...

Oh that is cute.

SJ, I am sending you lots of hugs and my deepest sympathies for your unexpected loss. Love you bunches.

--snow

Marion said...

Where DO you find these hilarious funnies? Thanks for the laugh, SJ.

Sending you love & hugs and 'poor babies' galore. Blessings...

Serena said...

I thought so, too, Galen.:)

Snow, thank you, sweet girl.:)

Mr. Skunkfeathers sent me that one for my Wednesday lineup, Marion. Glad you enjoyed it. Thanks for the love and the 'poor babies.' Better lay in a good stock of those 'poor babies.' I'm gonna need them.:)

Skunkfeathers said...

*Hug*

Serena said...

Thanks, Skunk.:)

dusty said...

*skratches heade*

I don't get it

Serena said...

Heade skratches are endemic around here, Dusty. They say they acquire a taste for it after a while.:) Welcome, and thanks for the visit.