Miss Begotten is one of my pet names for myself, for Southern Gothic reasons best kept to myself. Miss Begotten tries to speak plainly, but sometimes she tends to babble -- parenthetically, of course. It's never my intention to offend (and usually that's true - except on those [maybe not so] rare occasions when I mean it very friggin' much) but it sometimes happens, so if you're unusually easily offended...
Tuesday, November 03, 2009
To Soothe a Savage
I suppose I'm a little bit hyper today. Perhaps I've been a trifle hyper-sensitive for a day or two -- but I doubt it. It's true that Boss Lady has been positively manic and out of control for a couple of days, and it's all too true that it's making me want to bitch-slap her. You know things are bad when Skank Girl is commiserating with me about Boss Lady bitching at her. LOL. Maybe I've been a bit of a slattern about the things I'm supposed to be doing and positively creative with the things I want to do. And maybe, just maybe, I don't really feel like writing anything substantive today. I blame it all on the damned moon.
Let's just listen to some music instead. They do say it hath charms to soothe the savage breast. Not that I'm a savage. Most days, anyway.
Have a Joyous Tuesday!
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For Boss Lady, you could play "They're Coming To Take Me Away, AhHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"...and for Skank Girl, "You Are A Fluke Of The Universe"
;-)
That was indeed a soothing video Sherry. My savage BREAST is quite soothed now. Thanks!! :P
Does that last song really exist, Skunk? Because I'd like to buy it for SG for Christmas.:)
You didn't like my song, Galen? Forsooth.:)
this blog
is soothing
breast salvage
and may i be first this week to say
HAPPY HUMP DAY SERENA JOY!
× × ×
/t.
But do breasts need salvaging, /t.? And what happens to the salvage? Surely not ... a salvage yard?! Happy Early Hump Day!:)
Some breasts are WAY beyond salvage!
But some are as purty and perky and PERFECT as they day they first budded!
I know a few such lucky ladies, and they are beautiful to boot!
Well, all righty, Galen. So you're, like, going into the salvage business?:-)
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