Miss Begotten is one of my pet names for myself, for Southern Gothic reasons best kept to myself. Miss Begotten tries to speak plainly, but sometimes she tends to babble -- parenthetically, of course. It's never my intention to offend (and usually that's true - except on those [maybe not so] rare occasions when I mean it very friggin' much) but it sometimes happens, so if you're unusually easily offended...
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extreamists: a 409 cleaner squirt bottle gone commando wild...
previos opwners: Skank Girl's originator of her crotch crickets
dictarship: a boat with phallic inferences?
hooping and hollaring: the LA Lakers?
supertent: for that 4xxxx in your life on a camping trip
assnine: an ass to the nines
losusy: all the guys in high school knew that about Susy...
Measuring her rear by axe handles Losusy had to shop for clothes at Supertent due to her assnine sized butt.
Your definitions today are hysterical, Skunk. I'll bet they're hooping and hollaring on that dictarship, and a whole lot of assnine's going on. They'll all feel losusy in the morning when somebody reports them to the Supertent of Ships. Dictheads.:-)
And Roxan, your story of the unfortunate Losusy with the lamentable behind and her extream difficulty in finding clothes big enough to cover it amused the hell out of me.:-)
OK...I'll do one.
Hooping and Hollaring.
A Cooper that keeps getting slivers.
That was hard!
G...:-)
I don't think I get it, Galen -- who's Cooper? -- but all righty, then! Don't you just love these ridiculous "words?":-)
Honey, a Cooper is a person that makes barrels. A lost art I might add...Barrel hoops?
When he is putting the hoops around the barrel and he gets a sliver he hollers...
Sorry, I didn't mean to be so cryptic... :-(
Ohhhhhhh! {slaps self on forehead} Now I get it. You just don't see so many coopers these days.:)
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