I've been tripping over blasfomys all week, and the question became -- what to do with them? And then a lightbulb went off and it came to me -- you're going to use them to write Twisted Haiku. Are you up for it? Of course, you are!
Here's your list of blasfomys:
exsercise
subsidty
arctual
drunkerd
good riddence
eletist
pervious
imaginetive
revalation
expesion
simpathetic
carrie his weight
terriefied
And now I'm just going to sit back and wait to be highly amused by your creativity. Have fun with it!
Happy Thursday, my lovelies.
SOME PEOPLE JUST LIVE TO PISS YOU OFF!
6 comments:
A Twisted Haiku (er two) in something flat..
*sound of tuning hammer*
Skank Girl is today
giving her crotch crickets a
little exsercise
A subsidty paid
by the usual Skank Girl
for her crotch crickets
Yes it is a truth
there are arctual crickets
in Skank Girl's crotch zone
How did Skank Girl get
her happy crotch crickets there?
By drunkerd invite
Skank Girl will never
say to her crotch cricket troupe
good riddence buh-bye
Skank Girl is certain
crotch crickets are eletist
inhabiting her
Ok...I'll do one.
Um... Carry his weight?
Are you kidding me Sherry?
I'm NOT Hercules!!
OK...One more.
Poor Twisted Sherry
The light bulb should have came ON!
NOT went off...Hoser.
Have a Great Day Red.....:P
carrie his weight lived a gender confused life. Her younger brother terriefied was equally fearful about giving out his name.
simpathetic-feeling sorry for someone that's stupid.
arctual-a curved fact.
I'm just LMAO, Skunk. Skank Girl haikus! You gotta love it!! Dang, I wish I'd had my camera yesterday. Skank Girl was showing Plumber's Crack. Just think of all the great poetry that could provoke.:-)
But Galen, I think that if Carrie and Hercules attended the prom together, you could certainly carry it off. Oh, geez, I am a total hoser. Of course, I frequently do things bass ackwards, causing my lightbulbs to go off instead of on.:-)
LOL, Roxan. I just love "simpathetic." It's so ... logical.:)
Thats OK...You are still The Cutest Girl in the Holler...:-)
Why, thank you, Galen. I won't tell the other girls down here in the holler what you said.:)
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