Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Teetering

Notice I didn't say "Twittering," which I think sounds pretty stupid. I said "teetering," as on the edge and in mortal danger of falling off. I prefer to have my life all neat and orderly, with each component working properly and all components working in conjunction with each other toward one common goal: serenity. That just ain't happening right now. My Feng Shui is all flubbed up, and you could say it has me feeling slightly off my feed and discombobulated. I'd say it has me pretty damned pissed off. What would make me feel better, tantric sex or a tantrum? Which do you suppose is within easy reach? Cross your fingers and mutter a few words in my behalf, please. Otherwise, it's only a matter of time -- and a precious short time at that -- before we see this. We don't want to see this.

13 comments:

G-Man said...

Tantric Sex?
You have a date with the Dali Lama?

Tantrum...?
Bad on the ulcer.

When in doubt...Herbal Solutions.!!

:P

Mona said...

G man. Dalai Lama is celebate!

I love the video Serena! :D

But I am sure it is not so pleasant in real life!

You can do yoga.

Roxan said...

I like the tantrum best. LOL

G-Man said...

Mona...?
Well, thats OK cause I am celibate as well...!

G-Man said...

(Mona is so literal)

Dr. Knowitall still recommends Herbal Therapy!!!

puerileuwaite said...

I'd be willing to include the teetering with the tantric sex at no extra charge, if that would help any.

Serena said...

Well, I don't know, Galen. Today, I felt as though I had a date with hell. No ulcer, though, so I'm good.:)

I'm pretty sure my lama gave up celibacy, Mona. I loved the video, too. I doubt I'd look that adorable in the throes of a tantrum, though.:)

It would certainly work for me, Roxan.:)

Galen, you mean, like, see if I have some cinnamon or thyme or something in the cupboard?:-)

I'm still trying to figure out just what tantric sex encompasses, Pugsley. Do you suppose there's teetering involved?:-)

G-Man said...

Sherry...?
NO!!!!!!!!!
Not those kinds of herbs!!!
Medicinal, Smokeable herbs.

Serena said...

Oh! You're talking about the heavy-duty stuff like oregano and curry powder. Gotcha.:-)

Skunkfeathers said...

Tantrum: redneckspeak for "tha' ain't rum, Booger"

Y'know...I ain't got an answer for flumbozzled flung shoey, but I do have an Official Bank of Africa Document that might just get you to crack a wee grin for a mo'...I'll email it ;)

*therapeutic HUG*

Serena said...

But Skunk, why is there no rum? Those damned Somali pirates stole it all, didn't they? And probably stashed it in the Official Bank of Africa, where they're sipping on it as they think up new e-mail scams.:)

Skunkfeathers said...

I think the ones what sent me the email I forwarded to you, need to knock OFF of da rum ;) Impairin' their syntaxabilities, 'tis...

Serena said...

I'll bet that poor American captain could use a swig of rum, Skunk. He was in the middle of another pirate attack today!:(