I'm very glad it's Friday. Of course, when am I not? Duh.
To those inquiring minds who wanted to know, MagicJack works great. As long as you have an Internet signal, you have a land line. I highly recommend it to anyone sick and tired of ridiculous phone company charges.
And to the lowlife punks who robbed my sister's house Wednesday, whatever evil things happen to you from here on out are too good for you. You left fingerprints, morons. They will get you.
Your Uncommon Name Is: Maryetta Tisa Caves
Weird, but it works.