Thursday, February 05, 2009

Burn That Blasfomer!

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With today's TWISTED LINGUISTICS Words Gone Wild blasfomys, we're going to fill in the blanks.

For the benefit of any newcomers, TWISTED LINGUISTICS and Words Gone Wild are the always hilarious and sometimes satanically ungrammatical misspellings and misnomers culled from the far corners of the Web. And what, you may ask in the name of all that is holy, is a blasfomy? Why, it's the crime of blasphemy as spelled by one poor illiterate poster on a site which shall not be named.

inbreads: I like to spread _______ on my inbreads.

certin: I take certin for my ______.

choclate: Black is to white as _____ is to choclate.

treatning: Anyone offering to treatning me must be threatening to _____ me.

hatered: I like to wear the color _____ when I'm feeling hatered.

discremination: Joe claimed he was the victim of discremination at the _______.

dispite: I _____ anyway, dispite any jealous opposition.

phenominal: My _____ is phenominal.

unladilike: My mother always told me it was unladilike to ______.

5 comments:

Skunkfeathers said...

1. oversized-canvass
2. flatulence
3. chocearly
4. eatning?
5. plastimus
6. bakery
7. flatulate
8. tibia
9. moo out a car window

/t. said...

inbreads:
I like to spread
______ inajam
on my inbreads.

HAPPY TGIF-1 TO SERENA JOY!

¤ ¤ ¤

/t.

Serena said...

My mother always warned me about mooing out car windows, too, Skunk. I didn't listen, which is why I now have to take Certin for that certain unmentionable condition.:)

LOL, /t., and Happy Almost TGIF to you, too.:)

G-Man said...

Too complicated for my small mind.
But I LOVED the pic!!
Yur so purty...:P

Serena said...

Well, thank you, Galen -- but doing the words might have been FUN.:)