Thursday, February 05, 2009
Burn That Blasfomer!
With today's TWISTED LINGUISTICS Words Gone Wild blasfomys, we're going to fill in the blanks.
For the benefit of any newcomers, TWISTED LINGUISTICS and Words Gone Wild are the always hilarious and sometimes satanically ungrammatical misspellings and misnomers culled from the far corners of the Web. And what, you may ask in the name of all that is holy, is a blasfomy? Why, it's the crime of blasphemy as spelled by one poor illiterate poster on a site which shall not be named.
inbreads: I like to spread _______ on my inbreads.
certin: I take certin for my ______.
choclate: Black is to white as _____ is to choclate.
treatning: Anyone offering to treatning me must be threatening to _____ me.
hatered: I like to wear the color _____ when I'm feeling hatered.
discremination: Joe claimed he was the victim of discremination at the _______.
dispite: I _____ anyway, dispite any jealous opposition.
phenominal: My _____ is phenominal.
unladilike: My mother always told me it was unladilike to ______.