I haven't sat on Santa's lap this year. Yet. I'd rather sit on Eddie Vedder's lap (and give him a few jingles), but that probably won't happen. Notice I say "probably." I never say never. Santa's already been pretty good to me this year. Maybe I should go sit on his lap, give him a cheap thrill or two, and see if he can't do something about a couple of the train wrecks I find myself in the middle of.
I thought this YouTube was pretty cool. May it jingle your bells and give you a smile or two.
Oh, and lest I forget -- Happy Hump Day!
Miss Begotten is one of my pet names for myself, for Southern Gothic reasons best kept to myself. Miss Begotten tries to speak plainly, but sometimes she tends to babble -- parenthetically, of course. It's never my intention to offend (and usually that's true - except on those [maybe not so] rare occasions when I mean it very friggin' much) but it sometimes happens, so if you're unusually easily offended...
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Would you settle for "Smilin' Bob" the Viagra guy, dressed as Santa?
Oops. I meant the Enzyte guy. But who knows? Maybe you've been good enough to where he takes both.
Yeah, I heard Smilin' Bob from the Enzyte commercials was advertising a new North Pole at a mall near anyone...I think the mall was hoping for a rise in sales. Even a rise ;)
Hard to say how it's working out, the numbers are premature just now, but it appears to have had an erection of interest in mall visitors of the female persuasion..
I wouldn't mind sittin' on EV's lap either..
HUGS and JINGLES!
Hmmmmmmmm......
Puggy! No! If he needs that much help, I'd be afraid of giving him a stroke. I think I'd best jingle elsewhere.:)
Skunky, a little premature pontification tells me you're being a naughty boy today. You really, really ought to be writing copy for your local mall, seeing as how sales are down and they need all the help they can get to get 'em back up.:)
Happy Jingles, Leelee. Next time EV's in town, I'll call you. We'll conduct a kidnapping.:)
What's this hmmmmmm, Mr. Galen? You're not telling me I can't sit on your lap, are you?:)
Do I look like Santa Claus?
er, well,,,I guess I kinda do.
OK, you can indeed sit on my lap!!
( If you can find it..hahahaha )
If I sit on your lap, Galen, will you bring me lots of toys?:-)
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