Miss Begotten is one of my pet names for myself, for Southern Gothic reasons best kept to myself. Miss Begotten tries to speak plainly, but sometimes she tends to babble -- parenthetically, of course. It's never my intention to offend (and usually that's true - except on those [maybe not so] rare occasions when I mean it very friggin' much) but it sometimes happens, so if you're unusually easily offended...
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You know, after all this time I don't think I've ever done any of your words gone wild. Let's try a couple...
preverse – The sucky verse you write just to get it to rhyme before you find the right verse that actually makes sense.
Pectorials – The secret women’s magazine that comes to your door disguised as a diaper service reorder but actually contains beefcake guys with pecs designed to bring more fulfillment to the daily lives of Moms trapped in kiddyland.
waaaay
too much info
(pectorials) from VE today ;)
oh what the heck: anaphrodesiac - shock brought on by allergic reaction to being turned on; and related, preverse -- thinking twice before getting freaky
well, not yet hump day, serena joy, but HAPPY TUESDAY TO YOU!
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/t.
notariaty - the evil English notary who became the implacable foe of Sherlock Holmes.
anaphrodesiac - reverse Spanish Fly.
look in the mirrow - answer to the question in any store: "Where do I find the mirs?"
preverse - a collection of disjointed words waiting to be arranged in some rhyming order.
soley - looking like the bottom of a shoe.
relaly - to laly again?
pectorials - photo essays featuring men's chests.
anaphrodesiac a drug that makes you behave like Aphrodite
look in the mirrow : Look into the mirror that shows tomorrow ( future)
preverse : a solemn passage written before a verse text ( like a prologue )
soley : like your foot
relaly : relay allies
pectorials : Playboy for women
You should do these blasfomys more often, VE. You're very good at it.:)
And /t., hottest artiste in Canada, you're a good blasfomer, too. Now that I know what preverse means, I'll be on the lookout for preverts in anaphrodesiac shock.:-)
Bilbo, King of Blasfomers -- excellent job!:-)
And Mona, you got down and blasfomed today, too. Awesome!:-)
I don't like to brag, but Erotic Pug Fancy magazine will be proudly displaying my pectorials in their December issue.
Well, I'll certainly be buying that issue, Pugsley. I'm sure you'll put the terriers and spaniels to shame.:-)
Awesome Jam Sherry, Please don't be afraid of your future, I predict it to be very rosy.
hehehe..RE. comment..Are we even now?
Even-Steven, Galen. Tabula rasa. I'll settle for rosy. Anything in the pink family is good.:-)
D'Accord.....:p
Vous savez, il.:D
preverse: the results of a spammer asking me if I want to publish any of my poetry on their website and invite critique...which results in this reply:
There wuz a poet from New Durky
who did a verse quite murky...
until he reached his limit
and and tossed his cookies in it,
and said "just *screw* this ol' turkey..."
*edited outta respect to blog mistress*
I 'spect to win an award fer that 'un...
Happy Thanksgiving, Serena!
/t - Not ME! Not ME! The Mommy crew... ha ha
It's certainly award worthy! Spammers should fear you, Skunky. Even the ones to whom English is an enigma are laid low when they keep it up long enough. Happy Thanksgiving.:)
Happy Thanksgiving, VE.:)
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