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The tenor of today's questions may be just a tad dark. But who cares? We can do dark, light, half-baked -- whatever we want.
1. When was the last time someone let you down?
2. Why do you think people will tell you one thing and do another?
3. How do you react when you feel cornered?
4. When was the last time you had to bite your tongue to avoid, in essence, lopping off your own nose?
5. How do you handle people who act like every day's a full moon?
6. On a scale of 1 to 10, how much patience do you possess?
7. What is your idea of the perfect antidote to disappointment?
8. What is the best way to react when someone (and they're not even brain damaged) just keeps on doing something that they know drives you berserk?
TWISTED LINGUISTICS, Words Gone Wild Division, went out on a dark and stormy night and dug up these blasfomys for you to torment. Have at it.
scenerio
Your jeolous
caracter
interpit
trow it away
mistchuf
free speach
indispecable
10 comments:
First again! Yeah!
Okay, here goes ...
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1. When was the last time someone let you down?
When a certain redhead turned out to be married. It was then that I finally knew how Jim Carrey's Lloyd character felt at the end of "Dumb and Dumber" when he found out Lauren Holly's character was married (that this "One in a Million" talk was just a come-on).
2. Why do you think people will tell you one thing and do another?
Because their conscience is nosy and constantly interfering.
3. How do you react when you feel cornered?
It makes me want to climb the friggin' wall.
4. When was the last time you had to bite your tongue to avoid, in essence, lopping off your own nose?
The last time I wanted to spite my face.
5. How do you handle people who act like every day's a full moon?
I calmly suggest that there are products to alter their hair color away from natural red.
6. On a scale of 1 to 10, how much patience do you possess?
Actually, Patience possesses me. I never should have visited Historic Williamsburg with a Ouija board.
7. What is your idea of the perfect antidote to disappointment?
Denial.
8. What is the best way to react when someone (and they're not even brain damaged) just keeps on doing something that they know drives you berserk?
Get even by forcing them to participate in weekly memes.
1. When was the last time someone let you down?
Just after the last time I picked someone up.
2. Why do you think people will tell you one thing and do another?
Forgetfullness
3. How do you react when you feel cornered?
attack usually
4. When was the last time you had to bite your tongue to avoid, in essence, lopping off your own nose?
every day and every time I speak
5. How do you handle people who act like every day's a full moon?
I am one of them so how do you handle me?
6. On a scale of 1 to 10, how much patience do you possess?
I would say 5
7. What is your idea of the perfect antidote to disappointment?
Low expectations
8. What is the best way to react when someone (and they're not even brain damaged) just keeps on doing something that they know drives you berserk?
I usually just go berserk. Gets the point across perfectly.
Another week of MIA blogging for me. I am so sorry. I miss reading here.
Puggy, you'll be pleased to hear that that famous redhead, Scully, is NOT married. Preggers, but unmarried. That Patience wasn't a real redhead, you know. And now I've a wall to climb.:)
#2 is excusable, Kan, but I don't think that's always the case. I think some people just get off on messing with other people's heads. I'm finding myself committing #4 more and more, which leads to #8. If #5 is true, then you need to be handled very carefully.:)
1. When was the last time someone let you down?
a. A couple of months ago!
2. Why do you think people will tell you one thing and do another?
a.Because they do not mean what they say...
3. How do you react when you feel cornered?
a. I try avoiding reacting. I do not want to give my remote control in other people's hands! Otherwise, the very people who can make you soar will make you fall with a thump , on your ass!
4. When was the last time you had to bite your tongue to avoid, in essence, lopping off your own nose?
a. I don't remember having done that!
5. How do you handle people who act like every day's a full moon?
a. I cannot, just CANNOT handle them! I leave them alone!
6. On a scale of 1 to 10, how much patience do you possess?
a. about 7.
7. What is your idea of the perfect antidote to disappointment?
a.Positive thinking
8. What is the best way to react when someone (and they're not even brain damaged) just keeps on doing something that they know drives you berserk?
a. I don't know Serena. I wish I did. For the past nineteen years I have been trying to figure that...
Mona, I do believe you are the Queen of Serenity. I wish I could be half as laid back and unflappable as you. I so admire your ability to remain calm.
1..Everyday according to my wife
2..Lazy and stupid
3..Sleepy
4..Never!! It's one of my many faults.
5..I rub their feet..
6..11
7..A Big Fatty!!!
8..Ignore, Ignore, Ignore!!
xoxbgxox
Galen-san, #1: Ignore, ignore, ignore. #3: Really? How can you sleep when you're cornered? #5: Ahhhhhhh.:)<3 #7: LOL.
scenerio : The movie scene that was shot in Rio de Jenario (sp?)
Your jeolous : You are zealous but also jealous
caracter : The car which is supposed to act ( used) in a movie
interpit : stomach , entrails, innards
trow it away : put it in a boat( that tows away garbage) to get rid of it
mistchuf : Prank you play on someone on a misty morning
free speach :One peach taken out from a little gap between a lot of free peaches sitting in rows like : peachespeachespeache speach s...
indispecable : An Indian who ought to be wearing specs.
I'll answer the meme thus:
I'm not perfect, so I don't expect perfection. People who I allow to drive me nuts, I tend to limit my dealings with, to the best of my ability. Dealing with people means having to trust people; some will let you down; some won't. You learn by experience who'll do which.
At the same time, I know that others have felt I drove them nuts; and I let them down. I probably did, in their mind. Hell, perhaps I did in my own mind. I've let myself down, and wondered about my own level of 'nuts' by some of my own personal choices and decisions over the years.
Bottom line: I live my life on my terms, best as I can. Where I can't, I make due until I get back to my personal comfort zone.
You defined those "words" to perfection, Mona.:)
Skunk, you have some excellent rules to live by. If only I could limit my dealings with the people I KNOW will make me crazy, I'd be much better off.:)
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