Wednesday, August 06, 2008

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If you were a storm:

1. Would you be
(a) A thunderstorm
(b) A hurricane
(c) A blizzard
(d) A typhoon

2. The bulk of your damage would come from
(a) Rainfall
(b) Wind
(c) Ice
(d) Storm surge

3. You
(a) Would be sorry for the misery you inflicted
(b) Wouldn't give it a second thought because it's only natural

4. How long would you last?
(a) 1 hour
(b) 6 hours
(c) 1 day
(d) 3 days

5. Your theme song would be
(a) Stormy Weather
(b) Rainy Day Women
(c) Let It Snow
(d) Who'll Stop the Rain

6. When you're over
(a) The streets are flooded
(b) Cops go out looking for accident victims
(c) There's a rainbow
(d) The power will come back on. Eventually.

If you're in the mood, you could use up your remaining energy trying to figure out what these ridiculous blasfomys dug up by TWISTED LINGUISTICS mean.

crack an egg on the side of the bowel - This takes a lot of unseemly maneuvering which, believe me, nobody wants to witness, but if there are no dishes or utensils available and you're just dying for eggs, it can be done. *Warning: it's very painful.

ponit - It's a scrawny, really puny pony.

bizerk - Bad day at the office.

apphauling
lie dector test
beutiful
beserk (Yes, the out of control crowd was going nuts on the boards)

16 comments:

puerileuwaite said...

If you were a storm:

1. Would you be
(e) Lightning and hail from out of nowhere


2. The bulk of your damage would come from
(e) Lightning and hail

3. You
(e) Would be delighted to make women's blouses suddenly see-through

4. How long would you last?
(e) Until Mother Nature kicks me out because it's her turn to go to work

5. Your theme song would be
(e) Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? by Frank Zappa

6. When you're over
(e) Bees will indiscriminantly pollinate

Bilbo said...

crack an egg on the side of the bowel - I can't think of anything here that isn't so dirty I'm ashamed to write it down...

ponit - to miss the point.

bizerk - a double zerk.

apphauling - transporting large amounts of software.

lie dector test - a polygraph machine that only works part of the time.

beutiful - what Serena Joy is, except she gets an "A" for it.

beserk - hmmm...tilt.

G-Man said...

Storm:

1..A Blizzard
2..The bulk of my damage would come from the 'brain freeze' that comes from eating Ice Cream too fast
3..I would feel bad for charging so much for a candy bar blended with some soft serve but, C'est la Vie!
4..I'd say about 15 minutes
5..'Cold as Ice'
6..You'd need a nap.

I just LOVE Blizzards, thank you DQ and SJ...xoxoxbgxoxox

Kanrei said...

Hard day...hard week. I wanted to say hello and that I am still alive. Sorry I have been such a bad friend as of late. Work and all.


If you were a storm:

1. Would you be
(e) the Perfect storm

2. The bulk of your damage would come from
(e) guilt

3. You
(c) would be waiting for the reviews of the show I just gave

4. How long would you last?
(d)It would be biblical

5. Your theme song would be
(b) Rainy Day Women


6. When you're over
(e)Over? I ain't ever over.

Serena Joy said...

Hmmm. You're some storm, Puggy. I'll bet the bees love you.:)

Those were hard, Bilbo, and you get credit for doing the best you could with them.:)

So, you're an ice cream storm, Galen? I could go for that. How lucky am I that there's a DQ nearby?:-)

Sorry about your hard week, Kan, but happy to hear you're alive. You're a very unique storm, kiddo. You have a great theme song, though.:)

VE said...

1. Would you be
(a) A thunderstorm
(b) A hurricane
(c) A blizzard
(d) A typhoon

A blizzard. Probably a Butterfinger one…they’re tasty.

2. The bulk of your damage would come from
(a) Rainfall
(b) Wind
(c) Ice
(d) Storm surge

What else is there that a ‘storm surge’ would do that didn’t involve wind, ice, or rainfall? I’ll have to go with that answer…it sounds like some kind of military attack.

3. You
(a) Would be sorry for the misery you inflicted
(b) Wouldn't give it a second thought because it's only natural

Would enjoy messing with things. I’m such a prankster…

4. How long would you last?
(a) 1 hour
(b) 6 hours
(c) 1 day
(d) 3 days

I’d be lucky to make an hour. My focus doesn’t…

5. Your theme song would be
(a) Stormy Weather
(b) Rainy Day Women
(c) Let It Snow
(d) Who'll Stop the Rain

Riders on the Storm

6. When you're over
(a) The streets are flooded
(b) Cops go out looking for accident victims
(c) There's a rainbow
(d) The power will come back on. Eventually.

The streets are rainbowed with cops looking for power

Serena Joy said...

LOL, VE. There seems to be a real ice cream theme going on today all over the place.:-)

Roxan said...

If you were a storm:

1. Would you be
(a) A thunderstorm


2. The bulk of your damage would come from
(
(d) Storm surge

3. You

(b) Wouldn't give it a second thought because it's only natural

4. How long would you last?
(
(d) 3 days

5. Your theme song would be

(b) Rainy Day Women


6. When you're over
(a) The streets are flooded
(b) Cops go out looking for accident victims

Serena Joy said...

You've conjured up a perfect storm, Roxan.:)

G-Man said...

hahaha...
Great minds must think alike..(VE)

I'd love to have a taste of Sherry Garcia!!!!

Serena Joy said...

LOL, Galen. If that's anything like the Cherry Garcia I had last night, I wouldn't mind a taste.:-)

Corn Dog said...

If you were a storm:
1. Would you be
(a) A thunderstorm

2. The bulk of your damage would come from
(b) Wind -fart

3. You
(a) Would be sorry for the misery you inflicted - sort of

4. How long would you last?
(a) 1 hour

5. Your theme song would be
(a) Raindrop Keep Falling on my Head

6. When you're over
(c) There'll be ice cream

Skunkfeathers said...

LOL...I'd be the storm that evolved rapidly, dumped hard, and left a mess in my wake ;)

Some of my ex-gal pals have tried to make that reference...funny, at the same time, I considered a couple of them the iceberg that sank the Titanic ;)

Perception's a funny thang...

Serena Joy said...

Ice cream, CD -- yay! I'm all over that.:)

Perception's the name of the game, Skunk. I can see where there might have been a little misperception in this case.:-)

Skunkfeathers said...

Nawp, her name wasn't Miss Perception; it was Jean LMAO...

Serena Joy said...

Good to know. Miss Begotten would hate to have to butt heads with Miss Perception.:)