Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Did you know that:
- Elvis Presley made only one television commercial - an ad for "Southern Maid Doughnuts" that ran in 1954
- Honey is the only food that does not spoil. Honey found in the tombs of Egyptian pharaohs has been tasted by archaeologists and found edible
- A dentist invented the Electric Chair
- A chameleon's tongue is twice the length of its body
Some of the stranger Google search words that have turned up on my sites recently:
McTavish is dead
glue stick sex
hot girls+short skirts
olga 81 (I know why that search term turned up)
nighttime zombie sex
I don't know who McTavish is, and I really, really don't want to know about the glue stick. Or the message thingy.
I forgot Dressup Monday again yesterday, so I suppose we must do it today. I have on black and white houndstooth pants, long-sleeved white knit top, black velvet jacket with ruffled hem, and black suede flats. And you?
For our Tuesday Poetry Presentation, I'd like limericks on the topic of (your choice of daytime or nighttime) zombie sex, please. Why do I already know you guys can do this?
Why does Blogger like to block access sometimes with their snippy little message informing you that "your cookie functionality has been disabled?" What moron would disable cookies, with the full knowledge that you couldn't get into your sites if you did that? Duh. They tell me that, whereupon I go to my "history" and access my dashboard that way, no problemo. I think they just get bored and like to mess with us sometimes.
TWISTED LINGUISTICS has this lineup of Words Gone Wild today. The floor is open to you today for definitions. Go wild.
relax you're among fiends
what dribble he's spouting