Monday, November 12, 2007
Monday: The Maelstrom
My weekend is extended because of Veterans Day, which means I'm home from work today. It is, however, still ... Monday. Friday and Saturday were a study in hammering and banging and ... wiring. One would have thought that Sunday might be peaceful and quiet. One would be wrong. Yeppers, Mr. Siding Guy showed up around 10:00, ready to commence hammering and banging. The good news is, he finished yesterday! Yes!!! Thank God!! Glory Hallelujah!! No more &^%4*@!% banging!! Only -- why do you suppose I'm still hearing it in my sleep?
During the various workmens' sojourn, a couple of bottles of liquor mysteriously disappeared from my sideboard. What're you gonna do, though? They did a little collateral damage to other areas of the house, but they did fix it, so I can't complain too much. I'm just glad it's over.
Ladies (and gentlemen who are so inclined), I'm bringing back Dressup Thursday and moving it to Mondays. You know what that means -- you have to tell me what you're wearing. I'm not at all embarrassed to tell you that I'm wearing black sweats and fuzzy pink slippers. I was thinking of putting on a tiara, but that seemed a bit much for my date with the vacuum cleaner. Yes, it's true. I didn't do jackshit all weekend so I must do some work today.
Despite it being a Monday and a holiday, TWISTED LINGUISTICS rounded up some pretty wonky Words Gone Wild.
serioudly - Seriously loud.
beautiufl - Quasi decent looking.
crearures - Chinese animals.
statisitics - Data on how many people have tics.
that's tue - Not quite a lie.
pyschic - Pie is fashionable.
This is my favorite today:
a hoar with herpes - An icy-white hooker with sores.
To all of you who are veterans, thank you and Happy Veterans Day.